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Janette Bananette

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

About Me

Well, my name is Janette (pronounced: JAN-et).I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time. I am known as "THe Kicker of Elves." I am also known as "The Angel Crusher."

My Interests

music. musical instruments. movies. videogames. sleeping. martial arts. your mom. mental gymnastics. chainsaws. ferrets. gadgets. toilets. fecal matter and bowel movements. language. linguistics. animal print things. water. shiney things. rice. lava lamps and its flammability. free. japaneesy. flamingos. black - lots and lots of BLACK!

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!!!!

CLICK TO SEE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE ME

Music:

I was born into Depeche Mode, New Wave and Metal music. I like those and a lot of other types of music. Too long to list and I dont want to come off as a pretencious loser, so i'll leave the AC/DC quote that says it all:

"For those about to Rock - I salute you" ;)

Movies:

I enjoy Horror, Comedies, Horror-Comedies, Kung-Fu flicks, Crazy-ass Japanese flicks (yes that is its own genre), Action, Suspence, Thrillers, 80s movies in general ESPECIALLY the cheesy ones, and stupid movies (for example, something in the "Porky's" vein...)
(If you cant tell, I like a lot of movies. You want specifics? You can always ask...)

Television:

TV was my life in the past so I cant name everything I used to like. I like a lot of shows from many different countries. However CURRENTLY if I have time (dont have much these days) I like South Park, Pimp My Ride, TLC Channell, stuff on Adult Swim...

If you want to talk about past favorites feel free to ask...

Books:

I am not a huge reader but here goes:

Real Books:
Still Life w/Woodpecker
If Chins Could Kill (Confessions of a B Movie Actor)
The Illiad
The Odeussy
Metamorphoses
The Brothers Grimm

Dont remember the other shit...

Comic Books:
anything by Jhonen Vasquez
Preacher
The Crow
X-Men
Batman
I gotta still check out the Sandman and Sin City, i'll get back to you on that.

Heroes:

My mom, my sisters, my niece, my cousins, my friends, AANNNDD...

Bruce "DONT CALL ME ASH" Campbell because he is THE FUCKING MAN!!!!

My Blog

90s Rock Gem - Remember this?

I don't know why, but this song was stuck in my head today. I haven't heard this song in years. I forgot how cool Mike Watt was. Just some old dude that plays *bass guitar and writes silly songs.Mike ...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:16:00 PST

HHHEAAARRRTTT BBEEAAATTT

As many of you know, I have a fondness for a lot of music that just so happens to have been created in the 80s. This does not mean I like EVERYTHING ever made in this decade, because it had its fair s...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:03:00 PST

Is this a rip off? An homage? Coincidence?

The Cure vs Miki Gonzales...you be the judge!Ok. I was watching this Cure video. For those who dont know, the song is called "Primary". Its a great song. Also - what a treat because you get to see a y...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:49:00 PST

Seizure Inducing Japanese Music Video

I actually know this group. I heard about them while my stint @ Rutgers (a friend of mine was into Japanese Pop Music) and showed me crazy videos by these chicks. This group is called "Mini ...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:35:00 PST

Its actually Finnish...Armi and Danny

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Posted by Janette Bananette on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:16:00 PST

Before they were...stars?

These are great. Comment, please! ...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:45:00 PST

Don’t do that to El Guapo!

I have seen UFC on a superficial level. That means I didnt really bother learning names except for the Gracie bros, Sakuraba, and the Shamrock bros. Anyway, this guy escaped me. The other da...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:35:00 PST

vh1 classics: one source that provides me with material for blogs

Our expose today is on Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" video. I caught this video this morning. Even though some of you are youngins, im sure that you guys are familiar with at le...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

I cannot believe this is a movie

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Posted by Janette Bananette on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:25:00 PST

...wow

So I am trying to decide whether or not this song is worse than Soulja Boy. This song is bad. I am convinced that The Dirty South (exclude Outkast and very select rappers) killed rap. I thou...
Posted by Janette Bananette on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:15:00 PST