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DECOY SOURPUSS

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About Me

The adventures of a blind, gambling masseur who also happens to be a master swordsman...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fatty Arbuckle, Orson Welles, Shintaro Katsu, Bella Lugosi, Bill Hicks, other dead people.

My Blog

Why is Mommy Brainwashing Me?

I don't know if any of you are aware of this children's book called "Why Mommy is a Democrat". If you aren't, go to littledemocrats.net. Then come back here. I'll wait............OK, now as you have s...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:15:00 GMT

THIS IS CAKE TOWN!

Alright, i just wanted to take a minute to weigh in on Snyder's "300". I'm going to keep this simple: bad script, bad acting, and terrible music. And you know what? I loved every fucking minute of it....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:48:00 GMT

Why "Evil Dead 2" is a Better Movie Than "Vertigo"

OK, so you read the subject line and were all like OMG! WTF? ROFLMAOOYPYSMF! and so on. I was merely sitting on my couch pondering the following question. If one were to ask an aficianado of film whic...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:39:00 GMT

Something We Can Share

OK, so every once in a while I just like to beat the shit out of small children. Who's with me?!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 18:02:00 GMT