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Ashley

i'll diva cup the hell out of you!

About Me

i convert the young. between sexual adventures, i dream of becoming a librarian with a steady girlfriend played by kate from lost.

My Interests

bricolage. thinking. thinking about bricolage. thinking about bricking.

I'd like to meet:


i want to meet TAL Theory enthusiasts. bricoleurs. other sick fucks. kids keen on stuff. optimists and people who smile. good conversationalists. folks indoors and folks outdoors. readers, writers, mathemagicians & supermarket drag kings.

i would also like to meet mabel the walking vagina.

note: even if i know you, i might not recognize your name. send me a message before requesting my friendship.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

the frogs. roky erickson. wintermitts. jess hill. joey. mikel covering joey. journey. air supply. the smashing pumpkins (A.D. + B.C. 4-eva). stuff to dance and dream to. music from little miss sunshine. music from dirty dancing.

Movies:

I heart terrible movies. I also love movies that make people feel uncomfortable, movies that involve such things as: Divine-on-Divine rough sex, Heather Matarazzo shitting on command in a school toilet, masturbation and/or Jesus. Or maybe just Dirty Dancing. Damn rights nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Television:

reba.
buffy.
lost.
antm & commentary .

Books:

books: the passion, wicked, oranges are not the only fruit, the red tent, a long way gone. and, despite my fancy canon-centric english honours degree, i am currently humoring an addiction to YA-FIC and vampire stories.

poetry: "neutral tones," "dead of winter," "goblin market," "paradise lost," "the wasteland," other poetic works by john milton, t.s. eliot, and thomas hardy.

plays: rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, salome, most of shakespeare's works.

comics: julius caesar: the comic.

collections of essays: me talk pretty one day, naked.

speeches: "areopagitica."

Heroes:

i admire everyone in my nuclear family. i hope to one day become the love child of jeanette winterson, david sedaris, ellen, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and joss whedon. the makings of a great orgy 4 reals.

My Blog

good evenin.

two bags of cookies sit ravaged on my coffee table. my windows are coated with a layer of dew. popcorn and above-mentioned sweets line my stomach as a meal replacement for tonight's dinner.the dehumid...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST

anecdote

today my landlady's alleged brother knocked on my door with a doorknob in his hand. he couldn't enter the main door on account of the knob having fallen off, and he told me he needed to go through my ...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

june 30

it has apparently been four years. upon my last visit to the 'wack, i binned the jem shirt i wore to the hospital and made instant dinner with the woman who broke my heart that summer. i don't know if...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

what possibilities does tomorrow hold?

Yesterday I was offered acceptance into UBC's Master of Library & Information Studies program for January 2008.Today I ate a burrito out of a Christmas mug.
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

makin' love

...out of nothing at all!last night was so much fun! i was super-stressed about planning the show and i wanted more people to come, but i loved it just the way it was. the crowd was awesome--my cousin...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

sad sack

i wrote a long blog about how i feel sad and alone. then i deleted it because i feel better. i will feel sad and alone again tomorrow. but then i'll feel better again.i break down a lot in vancouver. ...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

warning: high levels of toxicity

sometimes the internets put me in a bit of a pickle. facebook seems to be developing at an exponential rate, and kids i never even played with in elementary school are requesting my friendship. how th...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

eight years

you've been gonefor longer than i knew you.i don't really rememberwhat your hug felt like.nobody does.
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST

The New Girl

. She counted the pennies in the till as Alexander paced around the shop. 79. The total for coins overall was 86.34. She took out a stack of ten pennies and the incomplete nine-penny stack and put th...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

celebrity molestation

tonight i was at celebrities nightclub, dancing up a storm to 'smells like teen spirit,' and this guy came up behind me and dug his fingers into me over my jeans.at first i thought that maybe it was a...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST