I'm a bunny and I hop! See? *HOP*HOP*HOP* Here is my story.
There once was a bunny named Rob. He was a special bunny for he had spikey blue hair and was taller than all the other little bunnies who hippty hopped through the forest
Well, one rather odd morning Rob awoke to see his entire stamp collection had gone missing. "Oh no mieeeeeeeee entire stamp collection is gone!" he yelled. This made him horribly upset, so he decided to looking for his stamps. So off he went down the forest trail. As he was hopping around the forest like a jackhammer on glue he saw Skippy the squirrel and thought he should ask him if he'd seen his stamp collection. "Myieeeeeeee stamp collections is gone, have you seen it Skippieeeeeeeeeee?" Rob asked, Skippy replied "Well no I haven't, but I did see this weird fellow carrying around a bunch of envelopes with stamps on them, I asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing and he said he was delivering mail, but I didn't believe that for a second, so I kicked him in the nuts and he ran off." Rob thanked Skippy and continued on his way.
Poor Rob looked high and low, and low and high for his precious stamp collection, but there was no sign of it anywhere. Then he thought maybe some mutated fish, with the ability to walk on land for just long enough to steal stamps and then return to the water, could have taken his stamp collection. So he hurriedly hopped his ass down to the river and start yelling at the fish, he repeatedly called them "Algyieeeeeeeeeee eating bastards," and demanded to know which one of them could walk. He sadly got no reply.
It was beginning to get dark out, so he decided to head home. But, before he could, he saw Todd the armadillo. Rob decided to ask Todd if he'd seen his stamp collection, Rob said "Hi Todd, have you seen my stamp collection? It's gone missing!" then Todd said "You fucking idiot you don't even have a God damn stamp collection," this made Rob rather confused so he replied "Well of course not, it's missing" Todd thought he was an idiot and said "You never had one, what kind of a fucking retard are you?" at that point Rob realized Todd was right, he never had a stamp collection, in fact he had never bought a stamp in his entire life. Boy did he feel dumb "Gosh I guess you're right after all" Rob said. So trying to change the subject, he asked Todd why he was wearing football shoulder pads, Todd said "I'LL FUCKING WEAR FOOTBALL SHOULDER PADS IF I FUCKING WANT TO!" Todd then pointed to a cave and told Rob he saw a bunch of stamps over there. Then Rob, forgetting his recent discovery that he had no stamps, hopped into the cave as fast as he could hoping that they were his stamps and his search would be over. All that was heard after that was a faint sound of hopping, then a loud crash and Rob yelling "OWIEEEEEEEEEE" he had hit his head on the roof of the cave. He bled to death that night, because no one bother to help him, cuz he was all the way OVER THERE!
The End...
(Of course with this being a badly written story, Rob's actually fine and will return in many many tales in the future.)
