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kim dietz!

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About Me

everything i do/partake in is a joke. i'm shy but i'm also pretty fly, l8r.

ps. my last name is not said as, "diets," but rather is pronounced as, "deets." so stop fucking up.

My Interests

writing. drawing things that make people say a variety of: "aw." and "what the fuck." hibernating. bums. adventures. overflowing imaginations. cowlicks. popsicles. playing tricks but not getting tricked. bigfoot. vegetarians. soup. chillin'. hating/secretly loving surprises. having the grossest, most sarcastic and weirdest humor ever. rude bitches. staring back at people who stare at me. most likely not caring about what you have to say, mostly if it's ignorant. musicians. artistic thinkers. classy drinking, as well as boozin'. caffeine and niccotine. the 1920's and 50's. aquanet hairspray. people who don't quit on me. all sorts of weird and unusual animals: wooly mammoths. the platypus. and giant sloths. probably successfully but not intentionally creepin' you out.

I'd like to meet:

someone to make art with. someone to write stories with. someone who will appreciate all the pictures i may draw them. someone to keep up with the pace of my rapidly changing brain. someone who reads. someone who makes an effort. aminal lovers. an unnatural phenomena to make my persona less gloomy. compulsive texters. a fucking ogre and a one legged hobbit.don't waste my time or try to sweet talk me because it probably won't work. be real, please.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Music:

subhumans, from ashes rise, discharge, attak, combat wounded veteran, acme, skeptix, anal cunt, cock sparrer, crux, circle jerks, defiance ohio, crass, partisans, systral, hiretsukon, dead boys, modern life is war, minor threat, assuck, the germs, le tigre, tsunami bomb, isis, blonde redhead, tracy and the plastics, varukers, one way system, mf doom, dangerdoom, elliott smith, mirah, metric, tegan and sara, the streets, saigon, rjd2, ladytron, gg allin, xray spex, municipal waste, orchid, pageninetynine, crestfallen, necromantix, xtract, witchhunt, his hero is gone, wolfpack, timbaland, e40, tech n9ne, peaches, cocorosie, vice squad, tragedy, 1905, blitzkrieg, zounds ...blahblahbalhjba

Movies:

"Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck old people! Fuck children! Fuck peace! Fuck peace... "

Books:

also, roald dahl and shel silverstein.