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SPERMINATOR

disgustingandrewdisection

About Me


i'm not someone you would describe as "easy to relate to"...

i appreciate the fuck out of offensive and inappropriate humor... even if it's at my expense(if you TOTALLY annihilate me with a crushing insult, as long as it was well thought out and executed, i'll fucking laugh just as hard as you AND give you the credit you deserve for it).

i like drinkin' beer, having a good time and brewing my own booze(cider).
my room usually reeks of fermentation because of that shit, but it's TOTALLY worth it, dude... and trust me, there are far worse things one's room could reek of... FAR WORSE.....

also, if you're sensitive to unexpected loud noises and relentlessly cruel/bizarre humor, you're probably not going to enjoy being around me for extended periods of time... if at all.

AIM = womyn in decay
MSN = spasticgoregrind(AT)hotmail(DOT)com
SLSK = veganGRINDCORPSE


My Interests

grindcore, drawing, collecting records(and actually LISTENING to them), making my own alcohol, st ides(i "hold it down!!"), guinness, getting drunk and being a complete asshole to people i don't even know, sharks, cephalopods, cryptozoology(even though it's all bullshit), missing my stop on the subway 'cause listening to Creamface inros gave me a raging hard-on.......

I'd like to meet:

-a sleazy gal who will watch watch "Schindler's List" and move on me like the stormtroopers into poland...

-people to drink with on a regular basis(preferably those who can buy their own booze)

-Mick "The Human Tornado" Harris, so we can get wasted and unleash our uncontrollable hyper-activity to create a SCREEEEAAAAAMING WHIRLWIND HOLOCAUST!!!

Music:

GRINDCORE, GOREGRIND & PORNGRIND!!, noisecore, hardcore/punk, and some death/black/thrash metal...

2 Minuta Dreka, Abigail, Agathocles, Ahumado Granujo, Anal Cunt, Anal Whore, Archgoat, Arsedestroyer, Assück, Autophagia, Bathtub Shitter, Bestial Mockery, Birdflesh, Blasphemy, Blood Duster, Bolt Thrower, C.S.S.O., Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Carnage, Celtic Frost, Cliteater, Cock and Ball Torture, Confuse, Corpse Molesting Pervert, Creamface, Cripple Bastards, The Crucifucks, Dahmer, Dead, Dead Infection, Denak, Discharge, Disgorged Foetus, Doom, Dropdead, Dust Noise, Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage, Entombed, Faeces Eruption, Fear of God, Filth(the aussie one), Fuck on the Beach, G.I.S.M., GAI, General Surgery, Ghoul, Gloom, Gonorrhoeaction, Gore Beyond Necropsy, Grave, Gruesome Stuff Relish, GUT, Hellnation, Hymen Holocaust, Impetigo, Infest, Insect Warfare, Jig-Ai, The Kill, Last Days of Humanity, Looking for and Answer, Lymphatic Phlegm, Machetazo, Meat Shits, Mesrine, Minch, Mob 47, Mucupurulent, Napalm Death, Nasum, Negative Approach, Netjajev SS, Neuro-Visceral Exhumation, Nihilist, Noise A Go Go's, Nuclear Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Proclamation, Pulmonary Fibrosis, R.O.D., Regurgitate, Repulsion, Rompeprop, Rudimentary Peni(didn't expect that one, did you?!), Rupture, SxOxB, Sadogoat, Satan's Revenge on Mankind, Slayer, Splatter Whore, Splattereah, Syphilitic Vaginas, Terrorizer, Tu Carne, Ulcerous Phlegm, Ulcerrhoea, Undinism, Unholy Grave, Unseen Terror, The Wankys, Warcollapse, Warsore, Xysma, Zouo......

Movies:

war movies... WW2, 'Nam, ancient/midevil shit, i don't care, just as long as it's not some fucking John Wayne/jingoist bullshit... fuck those cunts, i just wanna see massive battle scenes and the brutal gore gore goreality of war!!

Television:

seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, [adult swim], law and order: svu (because, as Josh Birch once said; "There's no violence like sexual violence!"), etc etc etc...

Heroes: