Music:
This is a tough one. I love so many different bands: King's X, Alice in Chains, Elvis, Steely Dan, Phish, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Glen Phillips, Rob Mathes, Bowling for Soup, Colin Hay, Counting Crows, Edwin McCain, Van Halen, Rush, Jars of Clay, Justin Timberlake, Motley Crue, Peter Gabriel, Third Eye Blind, The Darkness, Vertical Horizon, Second Generation of Blue, Atypical, Leaha Boschen, Joe Thompson, Mike Roberts Band, Snoop, Dre, Eminem, Nickel Creek, Journey, Queensryche, Matchbox 20, Frank Zappa, James Taylor. I'll add more as I think of them.
Television:
Right now the funniest thing going on TV is Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Some of the things Carl says cause involuntary bowel evacuation. Kinda hard to beat Battlestar Galactica too.