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Colin

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About Me

I'm just Colin...need I say more?ok fine... he's a little of what generic internet people think of me:Colin: Dove, peaceful (Latin) Strong and virile (Irish)You are a visionary with courage and enthusiasm if a little hasty at times. Your ambitious nature can be satisfied when you apply wisdom, patience and self-discipline to your vitality and zest. You have wonderful way with words and may be drawn to the communications arena where there is the potential for great success. Your generous and warm nature attracts many friends and loved ones.

My Interests

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NATALIE PORTMAN HAS THE SAME SHIRT I HAVE THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HAD EVER!!!!!!!

THE DONKEY ATTITUDE

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

Do not push the red button Please, don..t push it.The return of the Red Button!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Danny Blaylock. Wait...I know him. Well I guess I've accomplished that goal!

31 pupkins of October (see Blog for Details)
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Music:

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Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings 2, Lord of the Rings 3, Lord of the... DAMN!

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Television:

Got one of those.

oh.. ok so this goes under both heroes and TV... and yeah.. I'm a total dork:
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Books:

Got some of those too. These questions are easy!

Heroes:

Batman...I'm Batman.

My Blog

Death of the english language

So about a year ago I was driving through the little town of Hope, Arizona and I saw what I thought was a cute and funny sign. I took this picture:Just last month I drove through Hope again and was AP...
Posted by Colin on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

31 Pumpkins of October!

Ok, so Tabitha had this idea for Halloween.  She wanted to make it a month long celebration. Thus we present: [The Pumpkin Project] Mission: Carve a pumpkin for each day of October. Purpose: Chri...
Posted by Colin on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST

Nerd Survey

A fantastic survey pirated from Shawn. Non-nerds need not apply.So here goes:1. If you could kill one celebrity who would it be?probably one of those hate-mongers on the religious right (if they even ...
Posted by Colin on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:27:00 PST

Sometimes I get bored. here's what happens!

the latest of my creations. This one was requested by the affluent Ms. Abbe Loomer: Oh and here's an oldy but a goody.  Really my claim to fame in the category. ...
Posted by Colin on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:34:00 PST

My CBEST results!

I passed! I am now (er, upon recieving an official copy I will be) a fully eligible substitute teacher!  soooo... anyone out there need a sub? 
Posted by Colin on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:21:00 PST

In the spirit of Self-Interest (to be added to)

Colin's Christmas List: Bike Accessories: Handlebar grips (mine are tattered) Seat (mine is uncomfy and also torn) Spedometer/pedometer Bike pump Water bottle/ Water bottle holder Books: I suck at mo...
Posted by Colin on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:34:00 PST

ME? A teacher??

Ok, so I just 5 minutes ago submitted my registration for the CBEST.  If I pass the thing I could be teaching (or at least showing portions of "The Princess Bride" and "The Never-Ending Stor...
Posted by Colin on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:14:00 PST