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jlweinst

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I make sounds and I make things. I'd like to make a mocumentary I guess. I like to play games with words as well as wordgames. I like to be wordy. I don't like to be gamey.I spin around in circles quite often. When not spinning, sitting, working, eating, or doing many of the other things I do during the day, I am usually sleeping or at least trying to sleep. I may be sitting in the shower. I might also be creating pie villages.I try to have soundwaves from music impinging upon the outer surfaces of my ears at all times. It is extra pleasurable when my cochlea is able to transduce these sound waves into neural impulses which are encoded by higher cortical centers in my auditory brain areas. Man, don't you love it when that happens?Music is cool, guys. So are certain foodstufs, strangely. These include but are not limited to: russet potatoes, Jello 1-2-3, oatmeal, gin and tonics, and the amazing homemade blueberry jam recipe I recently learned from a good friend.I think I'm alright in general. Certainly at least worth getting to know. Well, on a good day of course.

My Interests

Sorbet, gin and tonics, word games, grammar, pilsner, lithographs, phonographs, spirographs, hookah tobacco, people named Mathilde, McSweeney's. That's it. Pretending to dispense real medical advice. Oral hygiene. That's it for real. And snickerdoodle cookies.

I'd like to meet:

You, probably. People who like what I like, definitely. Britney Spears, not likely. People who know all the q-not-u words, of course! People who teach me cool new tricks are always welcome in my life. But I'm all about the boobie.

Music:

NO DOY!

Movies:

Spellbound, American Movie, Contact, Autumn Sonata, Waking Life, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Stardust Memories, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Waiting for Guffman

Television:

If you love it so much then why don't you marry it, Oprah

Books:

Dr. Glas, Brave New World, The Stars My Destination, Dead Souls, Bee Season, Slaughterhouse-five, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, David Ives' plays, McSweeney's Magazine, The Brain: An Introduction to Neuroscience

Heroes:

oliver sacks, my left foot