Sorbet, gin and tonics, word games, grammar, pilsner, lithographs, phonographs, spirographs, hookah tobacco, people named Mathilde, McSweeney's. That's it. Pretending to dispense real medical advice. Oral hygiene. That's it for real. And snickerdoodle cookies.
You, probably. People who like what I like, definitely. Britney Spears, not likely. People who know all the q-not-u words, of course! People who teach me cool new tricks are always welcome in my life. But I'm all about the boobie.
NO DOY!
Spellbound, American Movie, Contact, Autumn Sonata, Waking Life, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Stardust Memories, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Waiting for Guffman
If you love it so much then why don't you marry it, Oprah
Dr. Glas, Brave New World, The Stars My Destination, Dead Souls, Bee Season, Slaughterhouse-five, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, David Ives' plays, McSweeney's Magazine, The Brain: An Introduction to Neuroscience
oliver sacks, my left foot