The Sanity Clause

I was born and raised in kentucky, that is where I got my passion for fried chicken. I movd to Canada for a while but didn't find it cold enough so I then moved to the North Pole, Santa bribed me to leave with stocking stuffers. It was a memorable journey and somewhere around North Dakota I got into a bar room brawl, that is where I lost my two front teeth. However this incident reinvented the way that I thought of myself, realizing I was 24 credits away from being some serious white trash I moved to Worcester to work the late night shift at Denny's....soon I will move to Japan to work on organic farms. (Anything will seem slightly ridiculous given he right context.