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Nacho

....when in rome....

About Me

This is me, take it or leave it...Lauren is me in boy form. Booze and happy pills are the way to go. I'm confident. I'm what you might call a homo. Football is fun. Fat kids on bikes make me laugh. I'm a momma's boy. I have a son. He's a Lhasa Apso, and his name is Max. Max loves everybody. Lauren's mom is the funniest person I know…unintentionally. I'm very corny. I'm hot! I like to play pool and buy cute guys shots ;)... well, its only happened once, and it was nice. Change does not sit well with me. When I say that I love you or that I miss you, it's because I do... I don't play games. I don't like the 'gays'. Promiscuity is not my style. Brandon is amazing. He's my sexy old man. I have a big...ego ;-). I have a great group of friends. I have a lot of hair products. I use Burt's Bees instead of Chapstick. I keep things from people that I care about i.e., old Burt's Bees, Gatorade bottle, tiny x-mas bow, cologne, pieces of paper with that persons writing, ticket stubs, etc. I want to be happy. I love playing with my keyboard. I can also play the trumpet and euphonium. Max says "Hi". Uh-hm... Wipe Me Down!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I could ever ask for is already in my life.

My Blog

late night hospital visits... priceless!

so at about 1:42 this morning... i went into the kitchen to get a glass of water... the water flew, i fell... then came to, to find myself swimming in a pool of blood. i guess, as i was getting my wat...
Posted by Nacho on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

What Happens in Austin, Stays in Austin

so this past weekend was pretty darn fun. holly and i went on a trip to austin for her 25th birthday... . To keep this post appropriate, im just gonna summarize my weekend.on thursday when we got...
Posted by Nacho on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

Zoe Bonet knows what i need because she IS the Oprah of radio

so im at work... only been here for about an hour and have already drank 2 1/2 cups of coffee... now im waiting to see if i have to go poop... lol so weirdos that think they look good keep wanting to ...
Posted by Nacho on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

get informed...

About 68% of teenagers will have sex before they graduate. Approximately 1 out of 4 teenagers having sex will get a sexually transmitted disease (STD) this year. That's 3 million teens in one year. Th...
Posted by Nacho on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

a thought of a thought,... of a thought of a thought....

ok, so this is for lauren... we made a deal so now its my turn... ok ok, this is how this works, imma write down 10 things of 10 different people but im not gonna say who they're too... ok, here ...
Posted by Nacho on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST