El Santo

I am a guy. who at one time in history went to a school called south eugene high school. then i went to chile, for 11 months..... wow thats a hell of a long time. but im back. for those of youse who don't know me, im celebate and am going to join the catholic church as soon as i am old enough. anyways my dad's from england, mom's from california, both met up in Chile (long country in South America), and well, somehow, i dont think about it, they made me. crazy. yeah well, after six years in chile (the country, i kill you if you mention soup) i moved with my mom to the states. its hard to tell sometimes where im living though now with the swarms of locusts taking over the country. kidding. i enjoy partying. i call it to some extent a sport becasue it takes more out of you then soccer ever did----im left deader than roadkill usually. i saw road kill move once so i guess it wasnt that dead, but thats just morbid. i love change, i thrive on it, monotony is my biggest greatest fear, most definitly, yeah, umm, and the thing i am most proud of is the statement i invented, "pretty much of the time"-- its like "pretty much", but also "most of the time"-- yeah so spread the word, right? ********************************** umm so im just adding on, pertty much every space is about 5 months apart, but here goes. i want everyone to know that i have met jesus, he was at a party, and he was fixing phones. he fixed the phone i had dropped into the toilet about 5 hours earlier just by touching it. i swear. ill keep his name secret though for now, but just so every onw knows, i have found jesus, and hes pretty chill.