Me. Im the real deal.
I spend quite a bit of time bombin' around...
In the extara and/or...
Mystery Machine.
It makes for interesting times.
Exciting and exotic things happen to me and everyone around me.
I dont have a whole lot more to say so
Im going to omit the body of
"About Me"
[OMIT]
P.S. That is what the alphabet would be like without Q and R.
P.P.S. Remeber my face, im going to be famous.
Dan Pratt for president 2037.
"Because somebody has to be president, it might as well be me."
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