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bitch, please...

Weiners drunk on straight edge.

About Me

I'm desperately in love with Melanie Michelle. She's also my best friend and has a very cute ass. Also, I'm currently 1/5th of the band Sayvinyl , and 1/34th of the Jesus Chryslers .

My Interests

melanie michelle, black humor, taoism.

I'd like to meet:

People who know who Mitch Hedberg is. People who know who Gary Wilson is.

Music:

Gary Wilson, Carly Simon, aMiniature, Kid Dynamite, Lifetime, Tom Waits, The Jesus Chryslers, Sayvinyl, the Hold Steady, Jadakiss.

Movies:

Say Anything, Leon (the Professional), The Big Blue, The Fifth Element, (Anything else Luc Besson touches), Amelie, Spirited Away, Rushmore, High Fidelity, I'm trying to break your heart.

Television:

Yep.

Books:

Ender's Game, Tao Te Ching, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Giant Robot.

Heroes:

Melanie and good high school flag teams.