fumbling politeness.
i have recently taken to sleeping at the foot of the bed. it seems to have worked. i eat way too much edamame. i try to spend more time on my bikes then i do in my car. my cardigan/flannel game is top notch. i once drank 9 redbulls in an hour, give or take a few minutes. my heart didnt explode, but i didnt sleep for 3 days. you win some and you lose some. im a horrible dancer, but i can probably out head nod you. larry david is my hero. one year i drank so much egg nog, my pee was creamy and thick. i always cuff my jeans. i spend too much money on records and even more on sneakers. i say "douche bag" way too much. i play fantasy sports. i once got busy in a burger king bathroom. okay, i didnt but i did save a lot on my auto insurance. i like classy broads and expensive sneakers. i really cant fathom the draw of nicholas cage. sure raising arizona was the jump off, but son hasnt made anything to write home about since. i am going to start painting again. i plan on deciphering the entire ghostface killah catalog. my crew consists of a rapper, an actress, a scientist, a writer, a beer man and a smile maker. sadly, i am non of the above.
this week's playlist:
girl talk
the gravediggaz
minor threat
atmosphere
boy racer
rick ross
death from above 1979
smif n wessun
the cure
&
morrissey/the smiths
also known as, but not limited to
herb, theo fuxstable, ill cosby, harrison fjord, river peenix, dunn quixote
fancy reagan, smellanie griffith, urethra franklin, oprah winfreys left tit
johnny taco, woodrow illson, that kid with the fucked up haircut, pisstopher columbus, penelope ann killer, neiman carcass, kneesock jones, michael j. box, pissy spacek, hoody allen, heddie murphy, scarriet tubman, louis gossip jr, pelvis costello, bb snuffington, frumpernickle jenkins, tedwick van dusseldork, prudy huxtable, phony yayo, gnash bridges, chalkadile dundee, john cougar menstrual cramp, hans cholo, muhhammed ali sheedy, cuba puddin jr, oprah spinfrey, nippolas cage, jennifer love spewitt, lames bond, amy grindhouse, gaudalupe fiasco, trillary clinton, flan marino, & atom sandler
