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I'm from Tipoca City, the capital of the planet Kamino, located in the Outer Rim...speaking of the outer rim, mine's a little sore from the Bud Mud I brewed up last night, but I digress. I now live and love in Sin City, where I keep a bachelor suite at the Mandalorian Bay Hotel and Resort. If you ladies would like to find this Intergalactic Booty Hunter, try the Bay's darkest bar, a wretched little hive of scum and villainy called the Sarlaac Pit. If your rear deflectors are to my liking, I'll buy you a drink; a Smuggler on the Rocks. But if you've got a face like a Gamorrean, make like my jetpack and blast off. ..