**BaThRoOm DiVa** - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What UP, Bitches??? My name is Ashley, aka The Bathroom Diva for all u lucky mother fuckers out there! haha, anyways, im 23 years old & i was born ~n~ raised in this beautiful shit hole we call Henderspun NV... I have a beautiful little girl named Amara, she is going to be 1 October 30th! I miss my sister, she lives in Portland now, she doesnt know it yet, but Mikay & I are running away & were going there, but shhhhh, or i'll kick u in ur face.. I love to drink, & spit on bitches, i really really enjoy taking pictures of myself in bathrooms, doesnt matter what bathroom, i love my hair, jessica simpson hair extentions, pissing becca off cuz i take forever to get ready... pills, & alcohol, beer & chocolate. & im really into this being single thing. i like boys, but i dont want a boyfriend, just some good sex.. is that so hard to ask? i cant help but be honest. I dont mean to be a Bitch, i just am. anything else u want to know & i didnt put it up, then i obviously dont want to fucking tell u, so dont ask me, kk. later bitches ..
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My Interests

my daughter, kickin back with friends. gettin stupid drunk & takin pictures in bathrooms. actin a fool, hair & makeup. makin fun of fat ugly bitches... ewww

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet a REAL, look it up if u dont know the meaning... anyways, a REAL mother fucker. somebody that i can bring around my friends without getting embarrassed. somebody that doesnt have to lie to me over the dumbest things, cuz i'll be honest with you right now, I DONT GIVE A FUCK! i dont want a man, nor do i need one. what i want is a good, cool ass dude i can kick it with. im newly single & im a mother, so the only games i have time for are pattycake & peek-a-boo, so i dont want to waste anymore of my time on some loser ass guy, & his gay ass games... Kk. if your a liar, than keep on going...other than that, i dont even know, i dont even carre, bitch!

Music:

im into everything really.... my heart is rock, but im into the gay ass hip-hop shit they got out right now, not cuz its good music with meaning but cuz its stupid with a good beat i can shake my flat ass too.....

Movies:

beaches, waiting, american history x, analball, sleazy rectums, pudgy pussies, the notebook, casino, goodfellas, 8 mile, shit nigga i dont know alot!

Television:

Create your own Friend Test here simpsons, family guy, futurama,

Books:

go ask alice, harry potter's

Heroes:

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My Blog

the dad that never will be!

"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option" This is sad but true..... the thing thats even worse, im not talkin about him makin me an option, but how he made Am...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

quotes

"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." ~Alexander Graham Bell Gemini - Sunday ...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

before i was a mom poem

Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Drooled on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complet...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

shit... what u know about this rapper!!!!

So, i was going threw some old letters i wrote Matt when he was in jail, & i found this shit i wrote when i was high.... appearently when i was high, i thought i was a rapper! lol Im...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

thanks Enjolie.........

Friends vs. Vegas Friends There are friends and then there are VEGAS friends...-------------------------------------------------- ------------------FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when dr...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

poor baby....

so, i had Amara on the couch with pillows & shit like i always do, & i went to the bathroom, & i heard her start to cry, it was a painfull cry, so i ran in there cuz i thought it was the k...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

JUST FOR THE RECORD...

Mikayla & I have the same song, which is cool & all, but just so everyone knows, it was my idea, i thought of it first cuz im smart.......HAHAHAHA but i didnt know the name & she did, so w...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

dude...im kinda drunk & i have some tight ass bowling shoes...haha

haha yea so, i went out tonight cuz m y mom, waqtch the baby cuz my buddy shayne is here from the army & we all went bowling(vetsa, christian,mikayla,& vanessa) & we got pretty wasted &...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

Thanks

To everybody that came to my baby shower, thank you all very much! i love all my gifts very much!! thanks again...........
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

i dont really know

ok well im 34 weeks, & im going CRAZY!!! i really just want to be done with this whole thing..... i really thought i would like being pregnant, but i must say, i dont like it at all!! i know thing...
Posted by **BaThRoOm DiVa** on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST