Well. I am the one. The only. TOM'S MOTHER. How did it all happen? Well. one Saturday night...when the UPS guy was delivering a late package... I couldnt tip him much, so i banged him. AND OUT POPPED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY, Tom. I named him after the UPS guy. I think thats his father...not too sure. It might be the FedEx guy...
My Interests
Tom
I'd like to meet:
Toms real father
Music:
Lullabies. I like the classics. None of that Hippity-hop shit.
Movies:
Once again, I prefer the classics.
Television:
THE GOSH DARN CLASSICS.
Heroes:
UPS Delivery guys. Helping me deliver my children since 1923.
