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Just plain "ol" Vanilla.

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About Me

I NEVER GIVE UP!! CAUSE YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!!!! :-)I'LL BE BACK OUT IN MID OCTOBERI guess you can say I am just a meet and potatoe guy with a corny side to him. I think the corny side comes from eating paint chips off walls when I was a kid or maybe cause I was borne in Iowa(I-away). I have been pretty confused these past few years but am now just starting to figure things out. I am a pretty mellow guy nowadays compared to before when I would run full speed into walls or trees for a laugh. I would rip mattress labels off just for fun. I grew up in Costa Mesa then moved to Huntington Beach(bad idea). Alot of fun, but a bad idea. Since moving to H.B. I have slowly started to lose everything. Friends, money, brain cells, licenses, etc. But have also learned alot of street smarts while doing so(Just as important as Book smarts in this day and age). I am over going to clubs and bars. Time to start thinking about retirement and how the hell I plan on doing it. I am not getting any younger. Oh, the little baby girl above there is Ivie. She is my daughter. She just turned a year old in May and reminds me of the Energizer Bunny. My lil Michelin girl! That is my life in a nutshell. And for all of you from OC who still have there heads properly fastened to there body and can relate to me, Lets talk... WINK WINK!! .. "I CAN KICK YOU, HIGHER DEN YOU CAN KICK ME!! I CAN KICK YOU WAY UP IN A TWEE!!"Family Guy Puke Fest

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My Interests

Watching my daughter, Walking along the beach naked looking for sand dollars, Cooking, Eating, Random acts of kindness, Walking through Casino's, Golfing, Making people Laugh, Quoting movie lines!! Running into walls full speed to get a reaction out of a crowd, Oh yeah and I like to flirt :-) Sometimes it get's me in trouble, but that's just me. WTF????

I'd like to meet:

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.I have plenty of friends. And if you expext me to give you the time of day, I want a little more than just a friend request. You are behind a computer. Open up a little bit. We are not face to face. You can actually write down how you feel. OH!! And I do not want to meet anyone on here who takes thousands of pictures(ESPECIALLY GUYS!!!!!) of themselves just to find that one that they think the world of and put it up on there page because you happen to look good in it. Once I see an arm in the air I just laugh. To me that just means you are trying so hard for a good MySpace pic. No spur of the moment pictures that are worth a thousand words. Get out of your house, find a friend and go have some fun. Dress up, put on your pretty face and have other people take your picture. I have yet to have someone say, "No, I will not take your picture". Or pull a European Vacation and make you stand in a fountain with your shoes off only to have them run away with your camera.Lets try and go back to the good old days where people would do ANYTHING for there best friends, where there were no F'n rats, when life was as good as being 10 years old again (except for having to be home when the street lights go on) PUMP IT UP PAT!! WOOOOOOO!!!

Music:

Music is my drug. I LIKE MY MUSIC DEEP DARK AND HITTIN HARD!!!!!!Dead Kennedys, Vandals, Black Flag, Agent Orange, Misfits, Danzig, Offspring, Face to Face, Pennywise,Suicidal Tendencies, UNWRITTEN LAW, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Guttermouth, Glue Gun, AFI, NOFX, Crcle Jerks, Fugazi, Gorilla Biscuits,The Grabbers, Tomahawk, Death on Wednesday,Tool, Pantera, Ministry, Sepultura, HEDpe , Alice in Chains, Helmet, Johnny Cash, Social D, System of a Down, Slayer, Rancid, The Line, Sublime, SNOT, The Clash, NWA, Snoop, Ice Cube, G Unit, Beastie Boys, Eazy-E, Eminem, Ludacris. All 80s rock. DJs- Audio Bullies, Elite-Force, Fischerspooner, Freestylers, Miss Kitten, Benni Benassi, Adam Webb, Icey, Thermo, BEEJ!, Loczi, Scooter and Lavelle, Donald Glaude, Aphrodite, Storm, Freeky Flow, MC Flipside, Boy George, Felix da Housecat, Beetlejuice, DJ Irene, Baby-Anne, Kult Litre, Maze, Oakenfold, E:sassin, Jemini, Dieselboy, Bad Boy Bill, AND OF COURSE, MOTHER FUCKIN ROC RITE!! The guy makes my hair stand straight up! IF YOU DON'T KNOW-NOW YOU KNOW!! Yeah!! Nigguh!!

Movies:

After finally puting past him what the woman had said, the young mentaly challenged boy took out his aggression on an unsuspecting black woman while role playing for $100. HAAAAAAAA HEEEEEE BISH YELLED THE BOY, HAAAAAAAA HEEEEEE. The BEST movie ever!BOILER ROOM!!!,Cable Guy!, SNATCH!!, Super Troopers Meow, Fast Times, Caddy Shack, Slapshot(Foilin our knuckels coach!!) , European Vacation, Old School, Elf, Meet the Parents, American History X, Troy, Kalifornia, House of 1000 Corpses, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Traffic, FREEWAY!, Sin City, 13 ghosts, Billy Madison, Fletch, The Outsiders, Shawshank Redemption, Dogma, American Pie, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, The 3 Amigos, STAR WARS, Napolean Dynamite (Fix yourself a damn Quesa dilla!!), All CKYs, Blow, Analyze This, Ferris Beulers Day Off. I think I could go on forever. You gotta love Ether!! Bruce was the baddest of the bad!

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, SCRUBS!! Reno 911, Married with Children, Robot Chicken, The Brak Show, Lost, Discovery Channel, Man vs. Wild(In case I get stuck fucked up)South Park, Dave Chappelle, The Young Ones(The first actual show on MTV, I was in 5th grad, do the math), Sportscenter. And of course The Food Network (I love to cook) Oh yeah, and I miss ALF.

Books:

Ive read about 30 books, not including school books, thanks to being locked up,haha. Favorite book of all time is Enders Game, Xenocide, Speaker for the Dead, Enders Shadow all of which are a series written by Orson Scott Card, The Da Vinci code, Art of War, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars 1,2,4,5,6 The Bourne Supremacy, Fountainhead, First two books I read were Mouse and the Motorcycle and Watership Down. Watership Down was awesome(What? I was young), Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus(Book tripped me out!!)

Heroes:

My step-dad, I want his work ethic. Not to mention the perpetual support he has givin me. I LOVE YOU POPS!! Rudy Giulliani, And myself.And this little guy for going above and beyond the call of duty. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt 1907