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About Me

I'm a sound mixer for film and tv. Therefore I really hate people. All of you. I will not suffer nor tolerate those that are intolerable or insufferable. I'm not pointing fingers here. I'm a profesional people hater. I get paid a lot of money to tell people to shut the fuck up. I get paid to point out your lisp, to make you stand still, to stop breathing. I make money by recording the sound of a room with nothing in it. I make my living by hiding microphones on scantily clad hot chicks in horror movies. And I hate every waking second of it. I LOVE MY JOB. I actually have a relatively good demeanor for someone in my profession. I'm proud of it. The older I get the less bitter I get. You think I'm angry? You think I'm jaded? Nah. I just call that being realistic.The lack of brevity is my tragic flaw.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Making noises. Recording noises. Making noise about other people who make noise.

I'd like to meet:

More tragically flawed people. And Jesus of course.

Music:

Janes Addiction, Black Sabbath, Hendrix, GnR, Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, PJ Harvey, Melvins, Jesus Lizard, Helmut, Tool, Nick Cave, Fionna Apple, Joss Stone, Mazzy Star, Slayer, Pantera, Reflecting Skin, Molotov Elysium, Queens From the Stone Age, Queen, Iron Maiden, Suicidal Tendencies, Fantomas, Faith no More, Tomahawk, Secret Chiefs 3, Cave In, The Clash, Blind Melon, Janis Joplin, Poison, Warrant, Crue, The Doors, Soundgarden, White Stripes, Cat Power, Black Keys, Le Rev, Wolfmother, Pearls & Brass,

Movies:

Did you know that Bruce Willis says, "I'm surrounded by dead people" in 12 Monkeys? Four years before 6th sense. I like 12 monkeys. I like Gilliam. And goddamn does Madeline Stowe remind me of my kindergarden teacher that I had a crush on. I like Madeline Stowe.

Television:

I gave up cable.

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

El Duderino, because I am not into that whole brevity thing. Jesus.

My Blog

When Cougars Attack

I should hope that we all know me pretty well by now. I like to carry things out to full term. Even if I know they will end badly, I just like to see what is going to happen. Sucker, glutton for puni...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:21:00 PST

Of Tits and Balls

I have just been cast out of Paradise. My own little utopia. I always knew that this was going to end.The egg timer on a long distance relationship ticks so softly that when the bell rings you can't h...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST

Hogs and Heifers

Exactly one week after the "Apple-Tini" incident with Emelee, the following happens:I'll try and keep this one short.I meet Bill and Carl at "the oldest bar in Manhattan", McSorleys.It was Bill's birt...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:10:00 PST

Apple-Tini

What you are about to read happened several months ago. March, I think. I recall this specific day because this chick I'm about to write about was wearing shorts. Yes, even in March she was wearing s...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

my own personal overheard in new york

These quotes were provided to me by the "talent" of a tabloid reality show I am currently mixing.We are following around 3 college girls who want to be fashionistas for some teenage girl magazine.Live...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

so good i had to share

From "Middlesex" by Jeffrey Eugenides. This is how I want to write (page 58-59);"Karekin vaults down the stairs two at a time. At the door he stops, collects himself, and quietly unbolts the door. At ...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:27:00 PST

Just because you CAN does not mean you SHOULD

Here's how this has been going.I have been very busy. Loving every second of it.Meeting real cool people, having a blast, working working working.And the sex and company has been top notch.Thumbs up. ...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST

Quickies 02

On the packed Subway.I'm leaning against a bar balancing and reading.In front of me is a cute little girl reading as well.She is not leaning on anything, just doing a balancing act as the subway rocks...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

Adobo, the spice of life.

So here is Three's reply to my last email."hey -i know i'm breaking your no email rule but i have friends in all week (wedding leftovers) and can't talk on the phone at work and am heading out shortly...
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

Are you fucking kidding me? I love titles longer than the story!

SHE's engaged.
Posted by Jesus Needs A Foot Rub on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST