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About Me

One night I had a dream, in this dream a mighty raven flew down from the heavens and said it had tidings that were not of peace and joy. This mighty raven's message was long and mysterious and I could not remember it all, but it was something like this "Your father is going to die tomorrow" I awoke instantly to the morning light with the mighty raven's message still ringing in my ears. That entire day was filled with great anxiety and distress. After school I ran home, sat by the window, and played the waiting game. Finally after an eternity of waiting he finally arrived home, in perfect health. As the day was drawing to a close I realized that the dream of the mighty raven was just that, a dream, until I overheard my mother telling my father that the mailman had strangely dropped dead... Myspace Layouts
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, salma hayek, penelope cruz, jenifer aniston, and carmen electra

Heroes:

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Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You? Alright so I'm pretty sure that nobody will ever read this, cuz I mean who really looks at this section? but I do have one hero, my brother, he is a hit with the ladies, what other hero qualities does he need?

My Blog

What not to put in a blog

Ok, this blog is serious, it'll prolly be short, but it's serious, so I read a blog yesterday and here's some things I noticed about it and I hope that person reads this so that they kn...
Posted by Salad on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

Jog off

So i haven't written a blog for like a month, which is pretty crazy since i like to write blogs, everybody, i want you to drop everything right now and go to your local walmart and buy a box of swiss ...
Posted by Salad on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

This ones serious

So I said it was going to be serious, but then realized that I prolly couldn't live with myself if i wrote a serious blog, i mean really, what serious thing would i put in it? Well i've got...
Posted by Salad on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

It's not the moves it's the groove

Well I firstly wanna ask how everybody is doing out there? Yea I'm doing great, haven't written a blog in awhile and lotsa stuff has happened, so like always I will just start with the first thi...
Posted by Salad on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

The beginning of the rest of my life has begun

Ok I gotta make this quick cuz daniel wants to play some pong, well everybody, on this beloved day, I have become a man, I got my braces taken off!!! yea I'm pretty excited, but yea, you all have a gr...
Posted by Salad on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Write that down

Well I had an idea about what I was going to put in this blog a minute ago or so, but it seems to have slipped my mind, which means that this blog will have no point whatsoever, but I just realized th...
Posted by Salad on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

Seas of monsters and forests of demons

Why hello there all you people, today happens to be one great day, just like every other day has been in this great month of january, I'm not gonna lie this month has been a blast, it's sad to see tha...
Posted by Salad on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

If you've ever hit a deer, or believe in angels, you should read this

Well to start off, hello everybody! Are you having one great day? Cuz I am, I have yet another story about how lucky I am. I know I just recently posted a blog, but this is a story that I ...
Posted by Salad on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

Merry Christmas

So I just gotta say that I had one kick ass time at mike's house last night, just in case you didn't know every christmas eve my dad and I go eat some excellent lasagna dinner at his house. And ...
Posted by Salad on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

I guess I'll know when I'm done writing

So life has taken a turn into the weird zone, I mean no classes and no homework, it's crazy, it seems like I have all the time in the world now. But anyways I really don't have much to talk abou...
Posted by Salad on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST