the artist frequently seen down the liquor store

About Me

I am currently an unemployed alligator wrangler who enjoys spending his spare time playing bass (badly) and watching dodgy horror movies. I can usually be found quenching my thirst in the Forest Heath (hello to Mike and family!) or Sway social club (rock n' roll!)...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Wildlife, particularly reptiles, playing/listening to music, cult horror, comic books, hanging out down the pub with friends.
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I'd like to meet:

Someone fun, understanding and reasonable. Best you be tolerant too, I can be kinda a handful.

Music:

Mostly classic rock and metal, e.g. AC/DC, Motorhead, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Cannibal Corpse, Pearl Jam, Led Zep, Aerosmith, Warrant, Rage Against The Machine, Status Quo, L7, Slayer, Judas Priest, Poison, etc. Also Everlast, House of Pain, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Crash Test Dummies, blah blah, whatever.

Movies:

The Evil Dead Trilogy, Brain Dead, The House quadrilogy, The Hellraiser octology (!!!), Kevin Smith, Ghostbusters I & II, The first two Robocop films, The Terminator trilogy, the Alien Quadrilogy (particularly the first one), Society, Re-animator, C.H.U.D, The Toxic Avenger movies, Bubba Ho-tep, The fucking Blues Brothers!!! Most Marvel stuff... Loads, really.

Television:

Generally speaking, I don't watch television, but I guess Footballers Wives, Neighbours, most animated comedies (Simpsons, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy) and the frankly brilliant Operation Good Guys!

Books:

The Dirt, Dave Quammen, Thomas Harris, Poppy Z Brite (mainly her short stories), If Chins Could Kill, White Line Fever.

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Lemmy, Nikki Sixx, Brian Johnson, Bon Scott.

My Blog

on the pizzle at okkyfizzle!!

right, i'm not really sure how to approach this 'cos i've got a lot of ground to cover and i'm bugger if i can remember it all in chronological order. i think the best policy is to real off some of th...
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

Injuries, minor celebrity, and the possibility of death by alcohol poisoning...

Right, certain people have been bugging me to write more blogs lately, so, in spite of how terribly self-indulgent this feels, here we go... Ok, uh, what's new? Well, as most of you know by now, I've ...
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST

croc school, life, the future, and all that entails...

Right, I just got back, I'm tired as balls, and this is the second time I've had to type out this blog, so if there are any mistakes you can sit on 'em. Ok, so croc school was awesome. I got to meet a...
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST

STEVE AND ANDREW'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!!!!

Well we fucking did it, didn't we? Sway conquered all to win the Bournemouth cup last night, defeating some bunch of old geezers called Suttoners 2-0, with goals from Alex Davis in the first half, and...
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

New videos

Got pissed as fuck last night. I uploaded the videos to myspace. They contain some fantastic footage of myself, that bent gay Clarky, and the piss artist formerly known as Nobles rolling round on Tina...
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:48:00 PST

Monster

This picture's a bit too much of a beast to have on the main page, so I figured I'd chuck it in here. Note the presence of the much missed Kill Bill on the far left....
Posted by the artist frequently seen down the liquor store on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:14:00 PST