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Corinne

you make me want to happen

About Me

© whateverlife.com© whateverlife.comI'm a meanie, but thats only if you dont know me. Supersensitive, generous, & fricking hysterical( at least i think so). Have a need to be surrounded by my REAL friends. In control at all times, except when influenced by the brew. I refuse to conform & so should you. I'm a 5"9' 100% Lithuanian strawberry blonde w/ green eyes & porcelain skin. I havent owned a pair of sneakers since '91 & i'm addicted to Tiramisu. The smell of BBQ makes my mouth water. I only sweat on my upperlip. I studder when nervous, and just because i dont look you in the eye dsnt make me a liar. I love to do the robot to all types of music. Manners are a must, please & thank you go a long way. I tend to hold grudges for years but am def trying to work on that. I enjoy yelling at strangers whilst dee-runk. i'm a dreamer, a lover, a screamer...i have no problem ignoring you if you piss me off...lots of ladies leave me messages abt. dates, but i dont go that way..they are my girls & i love them..automatics are for pussies!! "To know a second language is to have a second soul"-Charlemagne

My Interests

anything 80's, ice cold Stella, laughing, Oct 31, being spanked, meat( the bloodier the better), going to shows, cradle robbing, travel, tattoos, Shotzie the Shih-Tzu, making out, dancing my ass off, old skool porn, 50's pinup, BOSTON, Red Sox, feeling loved, bearded men, antique bicycles, blueberry muffins without the blueberries, paperwork, butterfly kisses, Georgia O'Keefe, matzo ball soup, Tim Burton, dippin dots, I heart skulls, doorbell ringing...my fabulus mullet

I'd like to meet:

Geoff Kresge..anyone who can tell me what the ingredients are for my grandpa's "medicine". people who can make me laugh out loud & that can put up with my true scorpio nature....musicans, foot lovers & men in uniform....a man whose not attached to his cellular unit.. someone to pick out the blueberries in my blueberry muffins..people who want to actually experience life rather than watch it pass by on the tele..men in overalls that have neck tattoos..last, but not least...SOMEONE WHO'S WILLING & ABLE TO ACCEPT WHAT I OFFER & GIVE IT BACK TO ME IN RETURN WITHOUT HESITATION OR REGRET...

Music:

Springsteen, Strokes, Fleetwood Mac, Lost City Angels, The Unseen, Cure, Smiths, Marvin Gaye, ALK3, Pretenders, The Generators, Reggie & the Full Effect, U2, Dandy Warhols, Marker, Sade, The Used, Bowie, NY Rel-X, Blink ,Modern English, A-ha, Brand New, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Phantom Planet, The Datsuns, Copeland, Matthew Sweet, The Living End, The Stills, Tiger Army, Murphys Law, Sick of it All, H20, Lars Fredrickson & the Bastards, JC, Bouncing Souls, Dropkick, Rise Against, The Bravery, Bloc Party, Keane, Champion, Horrorpops...

Movies:

Strange Brew, The Crow, Nightmare B4 Christmas, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Better off Dead, Empire of the Sun, Goonies, Say Anything, 16 Candles, Lucas, The Warriors, Clockwork Orange, Urban Cowboy, Fire Fly, Basquait, Raising Arizona, The Secretary, Working Girl

Television:

work work work....no time for the boobtube

Books:

American Psycho. anything Sci-Fi..the Inner Circle...all David Sedaris books

Heroes:

two men that mean the most to me...my popsicle & my grandpopsicle.....but also, have to add my best friend Hiran Yii...dont know where i'd be without him in my life.

My Blog

when it rains it pours

for me, just as i get ahead & think things have turned around...god "tests" me... whatever doesnt kill me, makes me stronger...i cant be angry or upset, i simply have to deal with the cards i'm dealt...
Posted by Corinne on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:52:00 PST

no waaahs

since last weds i've been in Lancaster,PA helping build our newest store...its been awesome, this is what i love doing..cross your fingers ladies & gents Tempe & Sarah are in town this weekend...
Posted by Corinne on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:11:00 PST

emotionally unavailable

Frances thinks i'm an angry person when drunk...it just so happens that dumb people do dumb things at that particular moment..waaah! i sliced my finger open on a can of corn & 3 days later it...
Posted by Corinne on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

mail

i love getting letters, mail, postcards, presents...etc....NO BILLS PLEASE!! i've got nothin new to talk about...lifes been sorta stagnant. vacations over & now planning the next..too many grad p...
Posted by Corinne on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

technology

i hate all forms of it...on the top of my list is calculators. i dont know what i’ve done, but my universal remote has ceased to work. now my lazy ass has to manually change channels...thank god...
Posted by Corinne on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

so good...

i almost pee’d my pants. my mother (satan) came down for the day yesterday to do the italian market, have lunch and overall give me shit about everything...so i pick her up at the train station ...
Posted by Corinne on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

what the future holds

this was my horrorscope a few days ago: "This is one of those rare times when your empathy could undo you unless you adhere to the following guidelines. 1) Squelch any attraction you might have t...
Posted by Corinne on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST

DINOSAUR ARMS

rite now i have dinosaur arms...i’m pretty much immobile.  Years and years of competitive sports has finally caught up with me...i’m cartidge free in both shoulders, so bone rubs on b...
Posted by Corinne on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:10:00 PST

takes forever

to read messages & leave comments...everyones page is so complex with pictures, videos, backgrounds & such i cant even read nor respond to shit...i hate you all for being so technologically ad...
Posted by Corinne on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

VEHICULAR CATSLAUGHTER

Oh Frances...Please dont read!! Monday nite, driving home from work approching a stop sign at 7th @ Tasker..a cat ran in front of me, i slammed on my brakes...i ddnt feel or hear the "thump" thats usu...
Posted by Corinne on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:26:00 PST