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Grand Master G-Mac

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.

About Me

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YOU'RE MARV!"Beefin' up the home security system?""You bet your ass."
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My Interests

Physics, astronomy, beer, cars, prince alberts.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Cosby and Lemmy of Motörhead.

Music:

Punk, metal, the blues, and a bit of jazz, but MOST IMPORTANTLY::::::::: JOHNNY CASH!! Is anybody as badass as Johnny Cash? I don't think so, and neither do you.

Movies:

Anything that will make me laugh. This includes, but is not limited to Shaun Of The Dead, Reno 911, Supertroopers, Blazing Saddles, and the like.

Television:

Snowflakes. It's fun to try and find patterns in it.

Books:

The works of H.G. Wells, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Joules Verne, the papers published by A.C. Phillips (one of the greatest explainers of this day), Angels And Demons by Dan Brown, and any sort of porn mag.

Heroes:

Dr. Katsuya Yamada. He compares relitivistic time dialation to his pee-hole that had to be dialated after his prostate surgury. You think I am making this up?

My Blog

EMERGENCY BLOG POSTING! MUST READ! DON HERTZFELDT FANS ONLY!

Before I start, I want everybody to know that this is not only for Don Hertzfeldt fans only. Instead, it's really for people who love outrageous humor, and who have an unstable sense of humor (so unst...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

I didn't know that I was an employer...

...much less an employer hiring developers. I got an E-mail from Andrej Hristoliubov on Saturday morning informing me that he saw a post that I put on comp.lang.c about six months ago. It was a questi...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

It's been a while, but don't get your hopes up.

Seeing as that I don't post too many pointless blogs, I am opting to use one of the "post pointless blog free" cards that are in my posession.Without further ado, let's get started.-------------------...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

Short But Sweet Blog

I just want to say this: if I ever post a blog in the future, consider the "current mood" to be drunk. This seems to be the only time when I ever post a blog. Thank you DJ, Garret, Nicole, and Nicole'...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST

The Most Beautiful Equation Ever Discovered

Everybody that knows me to any degree knows that I am a math/science geek. Today, since I'm feeling generous, I am going to give yet another lecture about shit that most don't care about. However, thi...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

You don't even know!

One of the things I love nowadays with "moble technology" is it's ease of use while doing just about anything. Right now, I am sitting on the toilet taking a big shit while typing this lovely blog so ...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

The apocalypse is upon us. The world is ending as I type this.

You all read it. Why, you all ask? I'll tell you why. It's because I got a cell phone. Yes, the last stronghold of wired phone technology has been conquered, and I am now shackled in the chain gang th...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

Titties, beer, and mudflaps.

Consequeces of Maxwell's Equations are as follows:1) The electric field within a conductor is zero, and decreases with the inverse square of distance while outside the conductor. The conductor itself ...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

Fuck Tom!

Yes guys. It's that time of year again. Summer is over. We're all digging our nails into the pavement as we're dragged back to that aweful, tortureous place where we're made to jump though hoops and v...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST

Bling blingin'.

I know what you've all been wondering the past few weeks. "Where's Gordon? Why has he not posted any outrageous bulletins mocking the way teenagers communicate over their computers and cell phones and...
Posted by Grand Master G-Mac on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST