Monkey movies, and hot dirty donkey knuckles slathered in mustache. Wait...that sounds gross. Scratch that. Uh...moviemaking, music, whoring myself upon Myspace, and getting pissface drunk and stumbling about like so much awesome. And delicious inkworkings on the fleshpieces.
I'd like to meet:
Someone with enough mature intelligence so as not to make anatomical wisecracks upon hearing the word Balzac. Any famous people I'd like to meet are dead, or could beat me up. Anyone who is cool like me, here's some treats for you.
Music:
BALZAC, Misfits (70's/80's/American Psycho), Bloodsucking Zombies from Outer Space, The 69 Eyes, Smacky, Isabelle's Gift, Supersuckers, Neil Diamond, The Ramones, Iron Maiden, Caralina/Mayfield Place/The Deadalus Machine/Alexander Machine/Whatever the hell Dan calls himself at the time, Mindless Self Indulgence, NOFX, Mad Capsule Markets, HIM, Turbonegro, Bad Religion, cKy (1st album), The HORRiFiCS, Did I mention BALZAC yet?, Blitzkid, The Crimson Ghosts, Daft Punk, Primus, Tenacious D, Ima Robot, Alice Cooper, Bloodhound Gang, Skindred, The Horrorpops, The Darkness, Social Distortion, Trivium, Ninja Death Squad, Johnny Cash, Nim Vind, ALL HORRORPUNK, The Vandals, Richard Cheese, Ween, and of course, Ninjas wailing on guitars playing Pump Up music. And John Denver, because no matter what people say about him, he was really just a "plane down to earth" kinda guy.
Movies:
I'd say any zombie movie, but that would include "Night of the Living Dead '90" and "House of the Dead", so I'll say MOST zombie movies. Horror in general is good, but I honestly watch everything. Except for "chick flicks", because I need to not watch them so as to have something to argue about with my lady. Favorites? Fight Club, Versus, The Life Aquatic, Batman Begins, and uhmmmmm...ohhhh...let's just go with.....errr...Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, that'll do.
Television:
pays the bills. Seriously. But I don't watch enough regular TV to have favorites. My name is Earl, The Office, and Reno 911 are silly bitches. They make me giggle. And the Sunday edition of [adult swim] warms my soul deep. Oh, and lest I forget, SNL.
Books:
Anything with pictures. Preferrably ones I can color in afterwards. Oh, and ones with words are good too, like ones written by Chuck Palahniuk, Brian Keene, Bryan Smith, Stephen King. In that order too, assholes.
Heroes:
Frank Gorshin, Steve Zissou, Norman "Sailor Jerry" Collins, George A. Romero, and me. And I should be your hero, too.
