laughing, life, making fun of and loving my friends, arabic, current world events, the unlimited beauty of nature, happiness, monkeys and the sounds they make, distractions, willowy somali women dressed all in black, exotic and humble houseplants, succulents, fucked-up dreams, being sexually harassed, coffee, jacking off, manly men, cool people who are friendly, tabes raves, shaved heads, art history, pizza, junya watanabe, hussein chalayan, gothic architecture, the ocassional tom collins at the red dragon, jooki, sex, compassion, hairy legs, eating at jerusalem's, fun nights out with the boys, wearing hats, sledding, snow, sarcasm, blasphemy, hairy chests, when animals fly into Imka's hair, haute couture, altering my mind, the black hills, collecting t-shirts, porn, dancing (if i'm drunk enough), catholic paraphernalia, my sideburns, bare feet, the harvest moon, hairy arms, erections, reminiscing, wearing jackets, mock duck, blowjobs, elves, hugs, skinny ties, sleeping, being filled with lust, gaudy baroque bric-a-brac, MPR, camping, biking, politics, religion, sunflowers, comme des garcons, issey miyake, chiaroscuro, caravaggio, ribera, el greco, murillo
Non-existant Patricia
X, Descendents, Buzzcocks, Cringer, Minor Threat, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Squeeze, Dag Nasty, Filth, Bratmobile, All, Patti Smith, L7, Dead Silence, Mamas and the Papas, Pat Benatar, Echo and the Bunnymen, Operation Ivy, Propagandhi, Social Distortion, Lagwagon (pre-Hoss), Fleetwood Mac, Bjork, Avail, Sugar, Billie Holliday, Steve Miller Band, the Specials, Biggie, Heart, the Faint, I-Spy, Stray Cats, Arab Strap, Dee-Lite, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Soviettes, XTC, Babes in Toyland, Screeching Weasel, Postal Service, Bessie Smith, Go-Gos, Spitboy, Fifteen, Shelter, Replacements, Creatures, Bad Brains, T.Rex, Angry Samoans, the Cars, the Zombies....
Shakes the Clown, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Pretty in Pink, Pollock, Super Troopers, Clash of the Titans, Evil Dead, But I'm a Cheerleader, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Blow, Waiting for Guffman, LOTR, 16 Candles, Heathers, Detention, Best in Show, Girls Will Be Girls, Frida
Antiques Roadshow, Strangers With Candy, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Frontline, America's Next Top Model, Golden Girls, The Sarah Silverman Program, and BBC World News. I'm more of an MPR guy than a TV guy.
Why I Am Not A Christian, Tom of Finland: the Art of Pleasure, Take It Like A Man (Boy George's autobiography), A People's History of the United States, Persepolis 1 and 2, atlases, boring shit about the middle east and international relations,encyclopedias from the 1950s, David's Montgomery Ward catalogs from 1974, magazines
my friends, Kathleen Hanna, Rei Kawakubo, John Galliano, Helen Keller