007 Sean Connery 007

Hi, I'm Sean Connery. Some of you might know me because I was James Bond. I 've been in such movies as Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Hunt for the Red October. I am 75 years old but I'm still one sexy bastard. Just look at Time Magazine's sexiest people of the year. GOOD. I enjoy sleeping with beautiful who are 40 to 45 years younger than I am. Here's a little joke for you...Knock Knock. Who's there. Me, the guy who slept with your mother last nite.Back to the important stuff. Lately, and buy that I mean within the past thirty years, I have develop a very sexy Scottish slur. Oh by the way, I enjoy sleeping with your mother. I drink water out of a leather glove. Here's one last thing..Rough, just the way your mother likes it..SUCK IT TREBEK!!!