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david h.

I am here for Friends

About Me

...ssshhh.... i'm trying to make a list of all the lists i need to make ............................................................ ............................................................ .......

My Interests

rock music, avocados, maps, wii, fiber, fireworks, mega man, lone star, road trips, golf, schnitzel, zelda, legos, movies, naps, kickball, butt-punching, hefeweizens, stand-up comedy, handball, flip flops, distractions

I'd like to meet:

nice people. people who don't take themselves too seriously. people who don't mind awkward pauses in conversation. anyone with a great laugh, ya know, those people that make the funny funnier. considerate people. passionate people. bored people. people who could easily be made into a great cartoon character.

Music:

descendents, refused, pedro the lion, menomena, alkaline trio, death cab for cutie, metric, the mars volta, all, against me!, new mexican disaster squad, hey mercedes, say anything, the vandals, nofx, bad religion, lagwagon, strung out, dynamite boy, manatee, my hotel year, feable weiner, pantera, patsy cline, johnny cash, amazing tranparent man, sonic youth, samiam, the cutaway, failsafe, chomsky, propagandhi, living end, reverend horton heat, ann beretta, strike anywhere, dover drive, slick shoes, killswitch engage, me first and the gimme gimmes, postal service, funeral oration, at the drive in, hagfish, good riddance, travoltas, HUM, pulley, ten foot pole, satanic surfers, blood ties, no class, owen, pinback, recover, less than jake, avail, weezer, limp, getup kids, frou frou, dismemberment plan, new end original, far, millencolin, snuff, radiohead, mock orange, drake equation, the blackout pact, gratitude, inkwell, bayside, engine 88, queens of the stone age, jacknife, lynnard's innards, slayer, AFI, guttermouth, blue meanies, face to face, the walkmen, hank sr., the letters organize, motion city soundtrack, rocket from the crypt, muse, ryan's hope, architects, via audio, eagles of death metal, dryline, paul simon, the long winters, the thermals, the lawrence arms, dover, pristine, ultrafair, butthole surfers, asia, battles, damone, the national, lonley dear, editors, most serene republic, clap your hands say yeah, black volt, night marchers, maritime

Movies:

neverending story, tremors, casino, aliens, better off dead, gangs of new york, tron, adaptation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, army of darkness, science of sleep, office space, good fellas, mallrats, THX 1138, donnie darko, requiem for a dream, transformers the movie, batman begins, no country for old men, wet hot american summer, there will be blood, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, waiting for guffman, sin city, the big lebowski, o brother where art thou?, sympathy for mr. vengeance, old boy, lady vengeance, i'm a cyborg but it's ok, iron man .. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, the state, curb your enthusiasm, extras, 24, family guy, the simpsons, ren and stimpy, stella, quantum leap, heros, the office, star trek the next generation, seinfeld, flight of the conchords, it's always sunny in philadelphia

Heroes:

Karl Alvarez, Martin Scorsese, Joe Kalis, Charlie Kaufman, and Powdered Toast Man!!!... .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

awesomeness

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Posted by david h. on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:40:00 PST

video

this is one of the best videos i've ever seen. ...
Posted by david h. on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:43:00 PST

to my closest friends...

so i've been looking carefully at my money situation today, and have concluded that i have no fucking clue how i'm going to afford xmas presents this year. so, to you, my closest friends, please acc...
Posted by david h. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:14:00 PST

errr

something is wrong with my brain. i can't calm down. i accidently wrote someone an email about how oldness can go eat a bag of dicks.... to her work email address. oops. i made an off-color and ru...
Posted by david h. on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:30:00 PST

"Dear God" by XTC

"Dear God", hope you got the letter, and...I pray you can make it better down here.I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beerbut all the people that you made in your image, seethem starving on ...
Posted by david h. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:57:00 PST

as for last night...

damn ya'll that shit got intense! but i loved it. no matter how tense or uncomfortable or upsetting a conversation like that can become, it's such a great thing to be able to sit down and wax polit...
Posted by david h. on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST

if ever...

if ever you are feeling anxious or down or weird in general, i recomend shooting a 44 magnum. you'll feel better. that is all.
Posted by david h. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST

been awhile

i have no particular reason for writing this blog.... just haven't written one in awhile. maybe nothing of particular interest has happened. or maybe everything is way to heavy to try to make sense ...
Posted by david h. on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

hang ten tuxedo

so, today i rented a tuxedo. in the past i've had bad luck with this sort of thing.... they end up fitting weird, or they look goofy on me, or what have you. but this one was different, it was gre...
Posted by david h. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST

stomach punching... end of days.

if ever you and your friends are hanging out, drinking, and you get the idea that it would be fun to trade stomach punches, PLEASE consider the following things first:not everyone is into stomach punc...
Posted by david h. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST