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Chris

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About Me

I'm 6'0" brown hair, brown eyes, and one of ten billion people listed as blue collar slave. lol. I work, alot sometimes but never too much. And everyday I make a difference that not many may realize but it's there. And recently, I've learned the biggest lesson of my life. And I hate that proccess, but the it seemes like the past few years have been one lesson after another. Some unbelieveable things have happened to me, somethings that most people don't experience til they are in their 30's, and I've found that life is jammed packed with trivial problems and endless blind sighted corners that will always leave anyone wondering what's next. I guess thats life though, right. Well anyways, I like to work out in the gym, I wanna be as fast and edgy as I was in highschool. I'm able to run for about three miles before I wanna slow up pace. NOT BAD... and I can lift up to 250 lbs. Even though I don't look like it. You'd be surprised in what I can do. And I like to wright. I've written two books!! By hand...not typing...about 280 pgs. each. I've also written poems and I like to draw. Music is also my escape from reality, It's that other plane of existance where I can see the best and think clearly. My biggest thing in life now is my BEST FRIEND BRIAN!!!!! Who lives in cali. for now...but that'll change real soon. My BROTHER Matt, 16 and taken ladies so back off, he reminded me what I need to do to stay fit. He strives to be GREAT in track and he's a hell of a runner. Travelin wise, I've been as far south as N.J. and I go to parties every now and than. I'm NO longer enlisted into the Navy, here has beena turn in my life where I realized what I have and where I can be without the military. Sometimes in life you have to look at the glass full. And despite my crazy decisions, my lovely girlfriend, Sara Wisniewski, shows me all her love and support. We've been dating for quiet some time now and she has helped me become a more self-respected person, and at the same time done more for me then anyone else in my life. My 21st birthday was a hit because she was thee only one to do anything truely special for me. So any girls out there that think they can move in on her territory, trust me, she'll fuck you up. My life may seem boring but tell that to the universe, it's keeping me on my toes, thats for sure.AUGUST BORN ATTITUDE:They have a outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
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My Interests

Writing, drawing, watching horror and action movies, Music, and Electronics. I work out at the gym and i enjoy comedy. Laughter, its great. But above all, I'm the master of listening to anyone for ideas. Stories, fictional or not. Poems, drawings...Creativity is my life. Art is the pit of imagination. Even photos. Also, i like bowling, skating...pool...movies. U noe the regular stuff. Myspacepicturecodes.com -
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Evans
Birthday: Aug 8th 1985
Birthplace: North Syracuse
Current Location: Liverpool
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Hair Color: Deep Brown
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Italian, German, French-Canadian, Dutch, and alittle bit of Native American...probably more but who knows?!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Etnies
Your Weakness: A woman with unbelievablly beautiful eyes
Your Fears: Defeat
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmhm, pizza...all kinds of pizza is good in my book!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be in Marketing at work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it!
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile, well, I think so
Your Bedtime: When I ass out
Your Most Missed Memory: When I won the lotto...three times...wait, I think I was dreaming...damn it!
Pepsi or Coke: Soda in general...who cares about brands?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell or Moe's
Single or Group Dates: Both can be great...just depends on the people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...did you have to ask?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, I don't drink bitch coffee
Do you Smoke: I did, never again
Do you Swear: Fuck YA!
Do you Sing: When I'm paid enough
Do you Shower Daily: I couldn't survive without a shower
Have you Been in Love: Hasn't everyone?!
Do you want to go to College: There already
Do you want to get Married: Someday, to the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: Damn straight
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Fairly
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Just my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea...some crazy things can happen...*wink,wink*
Do you play an Instrument: I try, with a guitar...sometimes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank yesturday, I'm 21...of course I drink
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on : NOPE!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, damn...all to myself????
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've never had sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In onondaga Lake??? You people are sick in the head. lol. jk.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO, that's why I have a job...I earn my things
Ever been Drunk: I'd think so...I sure act like it sometimes
Ever been called a Tease: Yea
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I did kick Paul's ass in 8th grade
Ever Shoplifted: Once
How do you want to Die: Let's not go there!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The president...but I'll settle, how much you got?!
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, England, Russia And Germany.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm not picky, but I kill for the girls with the kind of eyes that'll stop me in my tracks when I see them.
Favourite Hair Color: Fairly dark hair
Short or Long Hair: About to the shoulders, or longer
Height: At least 5'0''...otherwise I'd feel like a giant
Weight: Slim to Average(Don't judge yourself, my deffinition is different than yours.)
Best Clothing Style: Sophisticated, and alittle dangerous
Number of I have taken: 1...But never again! I'm no sugardaddy for a druggy!
Number of CDs I own: As many as you'd like. I don't see how you judge someone by there cds.
Number of Piercings: Hopefully less than 20..but I don't judge. Pass that, there's less places to put them.
Number of Tattoos: Tattoos are an expression self, quantities are meaningless.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all regret things, but hopefully nothing that you plan on repeating

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I'd like to meet:

The genius that realized this: Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he's fed.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxesAre the rule.Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties,Tax his shirt,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if heTries to think.Tax his cigars,Tax his beers,If he cries, thenTax his tears.Tax his car,Tax his gas,Find other waysTo tax his assTax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won't be doneTill he has no dough.When he screams and hollers,Then tax him some more,Tax him tillHe's good and sore.Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he's laid.Put these wordsupon his tomb,"Taxes drove meto my doom..."When he's gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog License TaxFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)Fishing License TaxFood License Tax,Fuel permit taxGasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)Hunting License TaxInheritance TaxInterest expenseInventory taxIRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)Liquor TaxLuxury TaxesMarriage License TaxMedicare TaxProperty TaxReal Estate TaxService charge taxesSocial Security TaxRoad usage taxesSales TaxRecreational Vehicle TaxSchool TaxState Income TaxState Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone federal excise taxTelephone federal universal service fee taxTelephone federal, state and local surcharge taxesTelephone minimum usage surcharge taxTelephone recurring and non-recurring charges taxTelephone state and local taxTelephone usage charge taxUtility TaxesVehicle License Registration TaxVehicle Sales TaxWatercraft registration TaxWell Permit TaxWorkers Compensation TaxCOMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?

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Music:

I use to list my music bands...but to be honest, my friend Matt from United Radio has given me hundreds of cd's from tons of bands. I don't own a cd I don't like. Sometimes when I buy a cd for just one song, I find myself likin the whole cd.

Movies:

Movies, I love movies...All kinds of movies...but I truely love movies that I can't perdict the ending. Like Saw II for ex. Who the HELL woulda seen that coming at the end. Seriously!!

Television:

Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyways, Simpsons, American Dad, South Park, drawn together and Futurerama. Basically any kind of mindless digital information that my barbaric imagination can absorb at all hours of the night. The worst part is I enjoy it.

Books:

Books....mmmhm, sounds familiar...that word...the old ones used that word once, but they all had looks of fear apon their faces. I'm afraid I'm unable to help you seek these devices of the devil you speak of. If my master finds out that you have spoken the forbidden word, you'll be executed immediatelly. Go! Go now before they find you, and i'll never speak of this moment again.No serious...I do read, but in my spare time. Volunteeringly...but obviously it hasn't done a damn thing for my spelling. lol.

Heroes:

My ma! She's gone so far when she started with sooo little. So I wanna be just like that. Just in the guy version. The Heart of a WARRIOR is measured souly by the things that he's accomplished...and his will is measured by the tasks to come that he is willing to face full force!