I would'nt piss on fire to put you out!!! profile picture

I would'nt piss on fire to put you out!!!

Stupid people make me smile

About Me

my name is Andre. I'm 5foot 11 inches tall, I weight 185 pounds, I run 6 miles a day, 5 days a week. I don't smoke, but I do drink(alot). My attitude:You either like me or you don't. I'm a caracter! I play the paino, the guitar and the drums.

My Interests

sex, rough sex, sex outdoors, sex on the beach, in the park, in the snow, in the water, also turning women into my loyal slaves.

I'd like to meet:

A lady. Not just any lady, I'm talkin a lady who loves her self, knows how to take care of herself and knows what she wants in life. Body type, well. I like hips, thighs and butts. I like small waist, thick shapely legs.

Music:

Music Video: I LIKE TO MOVE IT (by King Julian)

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Movies:

pulp fiction, snatch, fight club, a clock work orange, silence of the lambs, orgasmo, half baked, how high , the mack, ghost dog, scarface and much much more

Television:

The soap opera better known as the simpsons, the chapell show(Cocaine is a powerful drug), Aqua teen hunger force, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Family Guy, MXC(most extreem elimination challenge), Reno 911, south park, the shield, and Insomniac.
Which Family Guy character are you?

Books:

Do porno mags count?
Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz

My Blog

Piano lessens $30/month

If anyone wants to learn to play the piano just send me a message. I have over 19 years experience on the keys and have been teaching for over 5 years.
Posted by I would'nt piss on fire to put you out!!! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:32:00 PST