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Ali Beast

it was all a blur of glitter and beer

About Me

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My Interests

clawing my way to middle management, and escaping when the time is right.

I'd like to meet:

velvet-posters-coloring-grandma.

Music:

montage music, generally.

Movies:

the exorcist, deliverance, pink flamingos, freaks and MST3K were quite influential during my formative years. today, i refuse to watch anything but student film projects and Dead Alive.

Television:

i always seem to be watching makeover shows or documentaries about cheerleaders.

Books:

at this stage in the game, hip craft books are about all i can handle.

Heroes:

anyone that survived middle school pariah-dom, catholic education, suburbia or a shark attack.

My Blog

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i have decided that peg bundy and x-japan shall be my power animals. with their powers of fierce hair, incredibe fashion sense, and insatiable sexual appetite, they are truly beings of immense ferocit...
Posted by SissyFists on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

up up up

i dont even kno where to begin, in terms of life updates and shit. basically im going to claw my way to the top of the jo-ann corporate ladder- a legion of bored housewives with sharp scissors will do...
Posted by SissyFists on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

dominant gender norms are funny!

WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, ...
Posted by SissyFists on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

ATTN noho/hamp area queers!

yo, lets start a burlesque-drag-performance troupe!im thinkin radical queer politix, sex/fat/trans/body/femme positive circus style excitement. all we have to do is prance around in glittery costumes ...
Posted by SissyFists on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

you asked for a story...

2/14/07, 1:10 AM ESTRE: I ate a bag full of salad....Body: dear dave,this will eventually be a blog entry, but:being that my only form of employment is walking a dog and serving pigs beer, i decided ...
Posted by SissyFists on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

love letter

Dear AlexandraPlease forgive me for taking so long to personally thank you for your order.I had placed it on my desk and it got buried under papers. I wanted to personally thank you because of your ki...
Posted by SissyFists on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

slippery nipple

one part kahlua, one part sambuca. optional: float grenadine.tastes like licorice. makes interior decorating so much more fun.makes high heels manageable. i need to upload a new picture.my house is ve...
Posted by SissyFists on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

so long, suckerzzzzz

ok. 2.5 years ago i made a similar post (how long have i been on myspace? ovre 3 years... if you read old entries, you can view my evolution as a human being! fun! exciting! get a better hobby!)last t...
Posted by SissyFists on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST

BA madness

here's the thing:i think i just graduated from college. about a year and a half behind the rest of you fuckers, but still. now what?
Posted by SissyFists on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

i <3 grits!

Three-quarters of grits sold in the United States are sold in the "grits belt" stretching from Louisiana to North Carolina.[1] South Carolina declared grits its state food in 1973, writing, "Whereas, ...
Posted by SissyFists on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST