David

I am a lizard. I enjoy sunbathing, lapping up hydrocronic particles of incadescent, lumionescent beaver hides. One time, I was sitting under a tree and a giraffe walked up and asked me who I wanted to vote for in the next election and I said I'm going to vote for that bush over there because it's brainless, stupid and impotent and it doesn't ask for directions and it likes to carry things off waterfalls into endless holes of insanity. Oh yeah, I play guitar, and I like to whistle. I love the trees, the moon and the stars and the bumblebees, and all the things that live under my left toenail.