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Da Joker2000

Where da party at?

About Me


Memories... IPC I'm a 1/2 Japanese/ 1/4 Hawaiian / 1/4 Cherokee Indian who loves life! I currently live in Yokohama, Japan, but my heart is still in Hawaii (Don't get me wrong, I love my Japanese roots!). I'm a DJ and a promoter for large scale parties and local talent, so if anyone out there has something you wanna get going in the Yokohama and/or Tokyo area, holla!! I'm friendly, optimistic, and loads of fun! If you wanna know more, holla!
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You scored as Ghetto Fo Shizzle. u r da true meanin of 'ghetto'. uz iz 1 a doez pplz who b gangsta to da maxx... what it is ho.

Ghetto Fo Shizzle


100%

so not ghetto... it..s ghetto all over again...


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My Interests

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Music, drinking, basketball, drinking, drinking, football, drinking, surfing, body boarding, drinking, clubbing, drinking, drinking, parties(almost any kind), drinking, watching movies, drinking, taking walks, drinking, TRYING NEW THINGS AND DRINKING, etc and drinking.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Da Joker2000
Birthday: Sept. 22
Birthplace: Earth, I think...
Current Location: Yokohama
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: What hair???
Height: Tall enough to ride the roller coaster.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on which is convenient for her
Your Heritage: Two parents who had a big accident
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones that were on my feet earlier
Your Weakness: Running out of dat fire water?
Your Fears: A flight without beer
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything normal without corn and mayo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Open my own business
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Do I know you???
Thoughts First Waking Up: Stupid-f#$%&n-sh%&ty alarm clock.
Your Best Physical Feature: Come see for yourself.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can find the bed
Your Most Missed Memory: House Parties!
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell!
Single or Group Dates: Single at a time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MGD
Chocolate or Vanilla: Asian
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black
Do you Smoke: Depends on what it is
Do you Swear: What da fuck dis mean???
Do you Sing: No, but I love laughin' at da drunk-asses that try!
Do you Shower Daily: 2-3 times fo sho!
Have you Been in Love: Depends on what one considers love...
Do you want to go to College: The color is blue
Do you want to get Married: Been there and was single again, but...
Do you believe in yourself: Damn, I'm getting drunk again, what was that?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on how many drinks I've had and who's ridin' with me
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know, you tell me what you think...
Are you a Health Freak: Beer cures all
Do you get along with your Parents: Are they monitering???
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Many, I can even show you other ways of using them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It has not been many moons since I've had my sacred fire water.I'm drunk now, damnit!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, but don't ask what
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Depends on what one calls a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I was dragged to one the other day with beer in-hand of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I didn't know that Oreo's come in boxes!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep, don't you just love chasing your food? Haha!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep, and I got a number too! Only, it turned out to be the evil (and fugly) stepsister's number...damn!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Well, gee, umm, duh
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Watch out for women who have cute and innocent looking faces that consider ballet as a bloody sport. Ouch!
Ever Shoplifted: Who hasn't?
How do you want to Die: With a joint in my right hand, a beer in my left, and a beautiful woman on me...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up...
What country would you most like to Visit: Already been to all the countries I wanted to visit.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black with highlights
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Taller the better
Weight: Not too heavy, not too light. Average is best
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: No comment
Number of CDs I own: About 6000
Number of Piercings: Now, only 3
Number of Tattoos: You tell me!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't remember any...

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I'd like to meet:

People who are down for the nitty gritty, and party people!
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Music:

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Mo Thugs, 50 Cent, g-unit, Outkast, Jay Z, City High, 2 Pac, Foxy Brown, Houston, Busta Rhymes, WarrenG, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, DPG, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Run DMC, Earth, Wind & Fire, The Pharcyde, LL Cool J, Chingy, Ludacris, Ja Rule, D-12, Sean Paul, Craig David, Nelly, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, TLC, En Vogue, R. Kelly, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Jon, Smilez and Southstar, Dru Hill, Sisqo, Ashanti, Silk, Shai, Da Brat, Joe, Brian McKnight, Quad City DJ's, 69 Boyz, Naughty By Nature, Mr. Cheeks, Notorious BIG, Salt n Pepa, Eve, Missy Elliott, Aaliyah, Keith Sweat, Fat Joe, Montell Jordan, Wutang Clan, Toni Braxton, Monica, Brandy, Delinquent Habits, Darnell Jones, JLO, Usher, Tag Team, Obie Trice, QB's Finest, Big Brovaz, Black Eyed Peas, Dove Shack, etc. These are in NO special order.Music Video Codes

Movies:

Almost anything, as long as it's worth missing a Lakers game and/or a party!!!

Television:

Don't have the time to watch tv.

Books:

Karma Sutra

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What's your best sexual skill???

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Which Japanese word are you?

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Acronym...

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