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J-Mike

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Driving around all night blasting cheesy music with my friends (while of course singing at the top of our lungs), Reading, Producer, Director & Co-Star of Ambush Hang-Out (w/ my girl Marissa)--Don't ask lol, Mixing records, Trying to eat right (but it doesn't always work), 4:20, Dancing (like I work at Scores lol), Chillin home and havin a beer (Coors Light!), Declaring each day a holiday for has-been celebs (which include Laura Branigan Day, Samantha Fox Day, Barry Manilow Day and more--Dont ask lol!), Loving bad B-movies (see my movies list for more info)... more to come, but I can't think of what else I like...

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Yakko and Cher Other than that, that's it. I've already met the 'right man' :-)

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Music:

Junior Vasquez Offer Nissim Tony Moran Victor Calderone P!nk Chris Daughtry Mariah Carey Maya Siman-Tov Poe Shania Twain Linda Eder Dannii Minogue Kylie Minogue Dana International Celine Dion Beyonce Anastacia Kristine W Sarah Brightman Deborah Gibson Ani DiFranco Cher Madonna (Old School Madonna actually) Quentin Elias Casey Stratton Motley Crue Mae Candis Cayne

Movies:

"Has anyone seen my new red hat?" "We're all busy little bee's full of stings, making honey day and night; Aren't we honey!!??" "Big Red has no feelings." "Just testicles!" "And as a such you will assume the position of a suppliant before this throne: You will kneel." "I will WHAT??" "On. Your. Knees." "True! Who are you? Perry Mason??" "I'm a person!! How else am I supposed to take it!??" "Bob's Fish Mart! Fish-O-Rama! EBAY!" "Can I rollerskate!??!" "Have you ever had sex with a man before?" "Yes." "And?" "And I could've done that with a German Shepard." "Ain't that right, John T!!??" "We've been given our parts in the Nativity Play and I'm the Lobster!" "The Lobster??" "Yeah!" "In the Nativity Play???" "I've just come for me sardines!" "I think...I just...ate a bug!" "Does this wig make me look like Carol Channing?" "I've read the pamhplets. Today it's marijuana, tomorrow I'm a crack whore." "You like brown rice & vegetables?" "Or as we say in Austria...Kopfegeschlagen." "I am an actress Mr Robinson, not a doormat! Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me!" "In any good shoe I wear a size six but seven feels so good I buy size eight!" "They're eight & a half." "PERFECT!" "I'm coming home Louise. There's a flight leaving tonight @ 10. I'll be in L.A. tomorrow at noon." "Great, I'll shave my pussy. Bye!" "I know! I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside another box and I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives--Ahahahahaha!-I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!" "I can't believe I'm f**king a giant purple elephant!" "Did you ever get c*m in your eyes Gabriel?? IT BURNS!" "Don't you know the meaning of 'propriety'??" "Propriety; noun: conformity to established standards of behavior or manner, suitability, rightness, or justice. See 'etiquette'!!"

Television:

Ok, so I'm not a Trekkie at all, but you can't deny Seven Of Nine's fabulosity! Chris was robbed! Angel needs to be my husband And I wanna live on Wisteria Lane (with the hot gardener!) I heart Phoebe! Amazing! I also heart Wentworth Miller! "I'm Samantha! No, I'M Samantha! No, I'M Samantha! Bitch, you're Miranda!" - Bruce Daniels I'm totally Dorothy lol Shane--How could you!? Carmen is my Goddess! Karen Walker Forever!

Books:

(My absolute favorite book)House of Leaves - Mark Z Danielewski Shameless - Paul Burston Someone Killed His Boyfriend - David Stukas It Had To Be You - Timothy James Beck Almost Like Being In Love - Steve Kluger Anything written by Michael Thomas Ford but these are my faves The Kid - Dan Savage California Screaming - Doug Guinan All the Tales From The City novels by Armistead Maupin Harry Potter (all of em) The First Time - Cher The Dirt - Motley Crue Ikea, Potter Barn, Bed, Bath & Beyond, West Elm Catalogs (I love home furnishings!) and any books by David LaChapelle (my fave photographer)

Heroes:

My Parents...Candis Cayne (lol!) and the creative team it takes to keep Cher looking the way she does...Candis Cayne singing me and Melissa Happy Birthday!!!!! ::faints::.. width="425" height="350" .. Thank you to John for this amazing cinematography!!!! MUUUUAH!

My Blog

NEW MUSIC BLOG!!!!!

So I've decided to write a new blog where I post radio edits of mixes that I love...There's new stuff and old stuff, but it's all good stuff!!! So check it out and tell me what you think!!! http://www...
Posted by J-Mike on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:53:00 PST

Saturdays @ Avalon! Grand Opening Tonight!!

Hey everyone! I really hope to see you all there tonight! Message me to add you and any of your friends to my guest list!! Make sure you use the side entrance of the club, not the one on 6th ave! Muah...
Posted by J-Mike on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

I might as well...

Here's the link to where I'm writing my blogs now... The MySpace thing was good, but I like this better. http://jnrvsqez.blogspot.com/ I hope you enjoy it! ~ John Michael ~  ...
Posted by J-Mike on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

I'm not an angel. I have a past. We all do. Fine. But every once in awhile I can't help but still get the ::jaw drops open:: factor when I read some of the things I come across. Here's how it happened...
Posted by J-Mike on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

A World Without The Gays....

I was reading a book and I had to post this cause I thought it was so funny! An excerpt from T.R. Witomski's "Kvetch": All this talk about homosexuality having a biological basis has certainly created...
Posted by J-Mike on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Madonna - The Confessions Tour: A Review (Spoilers Inside!)

"I have a tale to tell..." Before I even begin to write this review, I want to start off with a statement that may shock everyone: I absolutely LOVED the Madonna concert. But let me not get ahead of m...
Posted by J-Mike on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

D.I.P. (Drunk In Peace) John Michael (The OBLIT-uary)

I came up with what I thought was a good idea. A small little tell-tale blurb about going out with my friends and having the time of my life...aka...Getting obliterated (see: Black-ed Out) at our...
Posted by J-Mike on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST

But I realize big brown eyes hypnotize...

Ya know, wouldn't it just work out this way? I swear, and if any of you really know me well you know this is true, that my dating career has never really been a 'walk in the park', so to speak. It's b...
Posted by J-Mike on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST

This is fear. Welcome to my little flood. And now: Give me a little of your blood...

Alright. Since the previous entry was made under a haze of alcohol and anger, I'll retrace those steps and sort through things in a much more normal and sober light. And for those of you who say that ...
Posted by J-Mike on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

Tsk tsk tsk...

I'm just gonna go with this since this is a public forum for me to get it all out, as it were... Bear in mind, i'ts 3 AM and I've been drinking, just a tad. My night celebrating a friends birthday was...
Posted by J-Mike on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:12:00 PST