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Super Jesse

How 'bout a good ol' game of kick the can...

About Me

People tend to think that I am fake, gay, annoying, childish, or wimpy. The truth is that I am all of those things (except maybe gay) and am quite proud of it. (,): I try to say either as if it has no E, and I wish i could get away with using "by and by" in a sentence. While there is apparently a time and a place for everything, I seem to have no conception of this boundary. If I think you're rad, I'll try like hell to make you laugh, but often I'm just irritating. I love to play on playground equipment, but I always feel so alone there. My favorite thing to do is wander barefoot in the woods. If you're the superstitious type, this might answer some questions.

My Interests

being consistently entertained by whatever the universe decides to throw at me, which came first, fickle, tickle, sickle, nickel, or pickle?, tromping up large hills, watching the sunset, getting crushes on girls, exploring the threshold of obnoxiousness, daily bike rides, raisen bran, neat questions, sitting at the tops of hills and mountains, people watching (with company), annoying other with my kalimba, destroying girls' crushes on me by being too friendly, chopping tomatoes super good, finding stuff to ridicule, waking up in the morning with achey cheeks from laughing the night before, old video games, 80's movies with campy humor, slackin', looking for good playgrounds.

I'd like to meet:

Merry-Go-Round Lovers, Playgound explorers, Most of all I want to meet people who will tell me stories (I love stories). I tend to connect well with artists (of all sorts) that I can devise whimsical questions with. Maybe I just need a friend to make macaroni pictures or paper-mache turtles and ducks with. I'm a goofy super-hero, and I need a sidekick, or to be one myself. But most of all, I want to meet people who want to meet me!
You should drop me a line @ (360) 643-3073
or give me a call on Skype (an Internet Phone app): avacadoinacan

[email protected]
Or check out my Mobile Photo Blog at superjesse.textamerica.com
or my website at: http://www.jessevohs.com/

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Music:

OLD TIMEY MUSIC!!! anything that I can sing and/or play on my harmonica! I also love long dreamy instrumentals with powerful crescendos! This if you really must know.

Movies:

Warriors of the Wind, The Chungking Express, The Dreamlife of Angels, Belle Epoque, The Princess and the Warrior, Tuck Everlasting, Fear and Loathing in LV, The Quiet Earth, LOTR, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!, White (Trios Coloures:Blanc), Airplane, Kentucy Fried Movie, UHF, Scrooged, Where the buffalo roam, Groundhog Day, Finding Neverland, Robot Boy, Sin City, Lemony Snickets, Adventures of the Wilderness Family, Elf.

Television:

Television requires too much time to be enjoyed, I have other things to do with myself than sit around and stare at a glowing box and eat cheese pizza flavored popcorn

Books:

the ones that I make up of course!...

Heroes:

Gonzo the Great, David Schmader and ...Shatner...

My Blog

Couldn't have said it better myself

Sorry, I had to do it, it's lonely on the road...'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Super Jesse on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

Flickr Blogging across America

You can see pictures of my trip across the country this summer on my new flickr page at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jessevohs/Enjoy,Jesse...
Posted by Super Jesse on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST

i'm tired

Here I am, back again in the most dysfunctional city in the country. I got out of school on wednesday and have been busy busy busy! First of all, let me say that I'm glad that eddie is back on the tow...
Posted by Super Jesse on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST

Super Jesse's Epic Summertime Travel Adventure Job Part 2

It's official, I've got a one way ticket to the big easy this friday at sunup. Summertime is here and that means another cross country road tour for the Authorviews Team (Me and Steve). For those of y...
Posted by Super Jesse on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:34:00 PST

In a cocoon...

I've been really anti-social lately, not returning phone calls and avoiding social situations. You might be wondering if I'm ignoring you, or even perhaps that I hate you or something. Get off it.I ne...
Posted by Super Jesse on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

I'm badass, it says so right here!

.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclop...
Posted by Super Jesse on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:28:00 PST

An irrevocable, unequivocal apology from yours truly.

To Everyone I know, I'm sorry for any thing I've erver done to piss you off. I'm sorry for stealing your beers, Pissing in your flower pots, Eating all your food, Fucking your sisters/cousins/mothe...
Posted by Super Jesse on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:18:00 PST

When it rains...

I just want this to be over. A 6am flight. A breakup email. A broken computer. A corrupted hard drive. A failed backup drive. A devastated city. A late shipment. A missed credit card payment. An uncha...
Posted by Super Jesse on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST

When bad Karma Acumulates

So Steve (my boss) calls me on thursday saying that he restarted the file server in his office and now it won't take his password. I walk him through resetting the password, and we realize that nobody...
Posted by Super Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It was easier when we were kids

I'm never gonna grow up. Maturity is a crutch for people to pretend that they were never kids. Would the child you were enjoy the person you have become? I think I would love playing with me from anot...
Posted by Super Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST