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About Me

I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday! I've been round the world fourteen times, to 12 county fairs, five superbowls, 13 dead shows, 1 world war, and a goat seduction and I'm sure you have checked out gunthernet.com what else is there to say! I also take a lot of pictures! I know photographers are a dime a dozen these days! since all you have to do to take a picture is push a button................ ....but I am special! damn it!!....at least that's what a lot of people tell me, otherwise I would have found a new hobby, like playing video games or collecting diseases or public masturbation.O.K. that might be B.S but you know what every single motivational speaker says, "create the illusion (of perfection of course) and the reality will eventually follow but I have been taking pictures since I was a chitlin so it's too late for me to quit. sometimes people even tell me that I take pictures like a salty ol' sailor. yes I have a sail boat and yes I broke the mast in half and I also sank it and I also lost the rudder but it was benjamins fault, and now I broke the keel in half. what else is there?If you like my pictures and would like to have me take pictures of you, your band, your party, your artwork your wedding or any other type of spectacle, or even your maggot collection, send me a message. I will give you a really good deal!you can check out some samples of my pictures at this link.http://www.flickr.com/photos/guntherjosefrank/sets/>

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

aliens, chillers, people that do stuff,your brothers best friends second cousins step moms gynocologists favorite customers bartenders favorite customers bands bass players cousin that had sex with a goat in his next door neighbors chicken coop during an earthquake...... no dizeazy people.....

My Blog

I'm starting a family!

It's gonna be a good family! Well, it seems like the thing to do since I am hangin' out in Utah. Believe it or not....I drove my van to Utah!!! No Misshaps even though it hasn't run good enough to lea...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:08:00 GMT

"colloidal silver" magic water or...........

Straight up solid evidence that we are being lied to, robbed and sedated and that the medical industry is just another industry doing everything it can to make as much money as possible at your expens...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:56:00 GMT

The answere to gay marriage!

This really is a subject that I don't know anything about or even have a strong opinion about, so . I am more qualified to look at the topic objectively and say something unbiased about it tha...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:40:00 GMT

I have an Idea!

O.K.!!!!usually when I have an Idea......the second thing i think of is........is this a good Idea?....................................................... ..........................or ............. is ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:29:00 GMT

dogs

I hate dogs! It is part of me that will probably never change. You might not realize this because I usually won't say anything out of respect for dog owners. I realize that every human is different an...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:57:00 GMT

construction

These are the people I work withThis is Joe. This guy does not mess around. He has been doing construction since everyone else on the crew was in diapers. He was building houses before nail guns were ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Puerto Vallarta

For the most part my mexico experience was pretty uneventful. I spent time with relatives and re-explored my grandmas house and neighborhood for the first time in over fifteen years. my previous blog...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:28:00 GMT

guadalajara

I went to Guadalajara Mexico for the first time in fifteen years! I bought my first point and shoot camera for the trip. It was liberating to not have to carry a whole backpack full of camera stuff. I...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:31:00 GMT

"Use the force gunther!"

I think somebody mentioned this to me a long time ago but it never really occurred to me how true it is because I have never really been into Starwars. The part where the voice in Lukes head says "Use...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:28:00 GMT

It could have been me!

I almost went sailing yesterday because I really needed to get the boat out of edison. The weather looked questionable but the report said it was supposed to rain tomorrow and for the next few days I...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:21:00 GMT