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Cherchez La Mark

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About Me

My name is Mark. I am now back in Texas. I am an extremely laid back, easygoing person and I always try to see the best in any situation and in people. It really takes a lot to bother me, but when I get bothered, lets just say I can be umm... not nice. I like to pretend that I'm super smart, when I just tend remember things easily. I enjoy going out to bars, the beach, clubs, or the movies with friends or having people over and just hanging out at home. I'm not boring so I don't get bored. I think I'm funny and I've been blessed with what I've been told is a large penis. "I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes - I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang." " I'm internationally known and locally respected." Ya'meen?
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My Interests

Everything Film, Photography, Clever Remarks, Cool People, Fun Stuff, Confabulations, Unnecessary Consumer Electronics, Beautiful macromastic women who wear garments with extreme décolletage and almost too much perfume, International Street Fashion, Dispensing sagelike advice, Comics, Poetry, Music, Sneakers, Porn, Art, Tattoos, Pin Ups, Hotrod Culture, Toffee, Wasting Time, Machinery, JP Helmets, TOKI DOKI Buttons, Avoiding the Stalkerazzi, Nacho Cheese, Hot Wings, The Ocean, Koalas and Desert Storm Trading Cards. "Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole."

I'd like to meet:

Friends. Cool people and hot sluts (sorry, I mean nice young ladies). Girls that like to get drunk and have sex (sorry, I mean have fun and like to party). + Eva Angelina, Kim Kardashian, Daphne Rosen, Alexia Moore, Nicole Scherzinger, Nikki Torres, Carly Parker, Gia Paloma, Svetlana Shusterman, Terri Summers, Kat Dennings, Nikki Reed, Maria Ozawa, Sakiko Ann Sugano, Codi Milo, Keeley Hazell, Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder, Katie Price (Jordan), Carla Gugino, Crissy Moran, Danielle Gamba, Jana Defi (Maria Swan), Giada De Laurentiis, Janine Lindenmulder, Jillian Barberie, Michelle B, Brandy Talore, Scarlett Johansson, Candice Michelle, Amanda Seyfried, Amber Heard, Charity Shea, Olivia Wilde, Beau Garrett, Lucy Ramos, Keira Knightley, Rachel Elizabeth, Lisa Boyle, Esther Baxter, Cassie, Megan Good, Rihanna, Sophia Santi, Maryse Ouellet, Robin Meade, Adrianna Costa, Sibila Vargas, Sasha Solette, Laurie Dhue, Linda Stouffer, Sophia Choi, Virginia Cha, Victoria Recano, Stephanie Ready, SABRINA SABROK, Casey Johnson, Mala Rodriguez, Lily Allen, Mathangi Arulpragasam, Anna Faris, Anna Paquin, Zooey Deschanel, Molly Griffith, Ursula Abbott, Samantha Zweben, Ivana Milicevic, Rebecca De Mornay Circa Risky Business, Steve Hirsch, Yohji Yamamoto, Hiroshi Fujiwara, Eli Roth, Michel Gondry, Jim Jarmusch, Peter Sarsgaard, Yasumasa Yonehara, Terry Richardson, Red Ezra, Hew Burney, Steven Colbert, Chuck Palahniuk, Roger Avary & Tony Scott msprm name="movie"

Music:

Aphex Twin, Basement Jaxx, Beanie Sigel, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Ben Harper and The Innocent Criminals, Beck, Benny Benassi, Big Pun, Biohazard, BRMC, The Black Crows, The Black Lips, Blank and Jones, Bloc Party, Bob Marley, The Briefs, Busta Rhymes, Buzzcocks, Cam'ron, The Cramps, Cro-Mags, Celph Titled, Clipse, C-N-N, Coburn, Common, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, Dead Prez, Death in Vegas, deftones, De La Soul, Demigodz, Depeche Mode, The Diplomats (Dip Set), Dirty Pretty Things, Dr. Dre, DJ Green Lantern, DJ John Kelley, DJ P Cutta, DJ Shadow, DJ Whoo Kid, The Dust Brothers, Elvis Presley, EPMD (Erick Onassis), Fatboy Slim, Filter, Fort Minor, The Fratellis, Freeway, Funkmaster Flex, The Game, George Thorogood, Gorillaz, Groove Armada, H2O, Incubus, Interpol, INXS, JAY-Z, Jet, Johnny Mathis, The Killers, Kinky, KMFDM, k-os, Korn, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Lords of Acid, Lou Reed, The LOX, Mexican Institute of Sound, Method Man, M.I.A., Mickey Avalon, Mike Ness, Mobb Deep, Nas, Nashville Pussy, Nick Cave, Nightmare of You, NINE INCH NAILS, Nortek Collective, Notorious B.I.G., ODB, Outkast, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Wall, Pantera, A Perfect Circle, The Pharcyde, pills, The Pixies, Placebo, PM5K, The Police, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rancid, RHCP, Redman, Robots in Disguise, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Sasha, Sevendust, Sick Of It All, Skold, Slick Rick, Slim Thug, Snapcase, Social Distortion, Styles of Beyond, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System of a Down, Tall Paul, Tenacious D, Tokyo Police File, Tool, Toots and the Maytals, toy doll, Transplants, Tricky, TV on The Radio, 2Pac, U2, Vandals, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, White Zombie, The World Famous Beat Junkies, Wu-Tang Clan, Ying Yang Twins, Zurdok, Punk, Funk, Dance, Trance, Electronica, Breakbeats, Soul, Reggae, Hip Hop, Trip Hop, Jazz, B'more Gutter Music, Club Crack...Basically anything good or whatever suits my mood.

Movies:

Adaptation, American Psycho, Amores Perros, Any Given Sunday, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des loups), Carlito's Way, Casino, Chasing Amy, Closer, CRASH, The Dancer Upstairs, Deliverence, Delerious, The Departed, The Doom Generation, Down By Law, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, La Femme Nikita, FIGHT CLUB, Frailty, Freeway, Garden State, The Gift, Goodfellas, Heat, He Got Game, Hustle and Flow, Irreversible, King of New York, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lost Boys, Love and a .45, Matchstick Men, Memento, The Motorcycle Diaries, Napoleon Dynamite, Nine Queens, Nowhere, Once Upon a Time in the West, Pixote, Point Break, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Pump up the Volume, Raw, RESEVOIR DOGS, Requiem for a Dream, Rules of Attraction, The Score, Se7en, Seven Samurai, S.F.W., The Shawshank Redemption, Shallow Grave, She Hate Me, Shopping, Sideways, Snatch, some girl, Spun, Stir of Echoes, SubUrbia, Thirteen, Traffic, Trainspotting, True Romance, TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M., 25th Hour, The Usual Suspects, Wall Street, The Way of the Gun, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and Zoolander

Television:

Not necessarily in this order, I have somewhat of a problem with OCD: American Dad, American Justcie, ATHF, Being Bobby Brown, Big Love, Boondocks, Chapelle's Show, City Confidential, The Colbert Report, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York , The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Date My Mom, Entourage, The Family Guy, The First 48, Forensice Files, Futurama, INKED, Iron Chef, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order: SVU, Lucky Louie, Miami Ink, Mind of Mencia , Mission Hill, Moral Orel, nip/tuck, Primetime LIVE, RENO 9-1-1, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Sleeper Cell, South Park, Venture Bros., WEEDS and Taboo on National Geographic Channel or whatevers on. I watch way too much TV.

Books:

Brave New World, The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, and I was a Teenage Dominatrix by Shawna Kenney (Lori, you STILL have my book), Lord of the Flies by William Gerald Golding, but I read more magazines and newspapers

Heroes:

JFK, RFK, MLK, Che Guevara, Andrei Sakharov, Lance Armstrong, Tim Armstrong, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Han Solo and Chuck Norris

My Blog

Coast to Coast

Well, I got back from New York yesterday and I 'm really glad to be back at home.  I mean, don't get me wrong,  New York was loads of fun, but man did it wear me out.  I had a really gr...
Posted by ¡Mark! on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:13:00 PST

The Best Week Ever!

    If you are reading this, and we aren't friends and/or you don't really care what I have to say, stop reading this now.  OK, now that its just us, I'll continue.  It has be...
Posted by ¡Mark! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:35:00 PST

People Suck.., well not everyone

Well, I took my dog to the park the other morning, like I do every morning. Nothing new. When we got there, we walked to the east end of the park, which is where I let him off of his leash everyday,...
Posted by ¡Mark! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST