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About Me

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I am 195 lbs of pure white chocolate.
About Earl Bust:
Earl Bust is a fictional creation, an alter ego. The man behind Earl Bust is almost the exact opposite. These songs that I make are a direct result of things that may have happened to me or people I have met. I am a major smart ass, I will find a way to make fun of anything I see. I think it is my way of getting through bullshit that might otherwise make me angry. These songs come from me distorting situations untill I find it funny to me. These songs are here to make me laugh and the people who know me to laugh because they know the real me.
Now.. A few fun facts...
Was Earl Bust ever a stalker? - no.
Did Earl Bust ever want to kill someone? - no.
Does Earl Bust do any of the drugs mentioned in these songs? - no, I do not use any drugs.
Is Earl Bust over confident in real life? - no.
Does Earl Bust think everyone wants to fuck him? - no, but if you knew what was good for you...(Earl Bust style)
Does Earl Bust have anything against gay people? - no.
Will Earl Bust make fun of you? - most likely.
Do vampires exist? - no, don't even get me started.
Is there a chance that there is a group of people manufacturing a computer chip called the "triple 6" and they want to embed it into our bodies so they can control our minds? - NO, that shit is so played out..
How big is Earl Busts' penis? - it is the exact shape and size as the original Nintendo controller, without the wire... suck it!
One more thing, Earl Bust is the sexiest mutha fucka on this shit.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/11/2004
Band Website: not up yet
Band Members: Me!!
Influences: Influenza and Jaw surgery.
Sounds Like: myself, with my computer....
Record Label: all this stuff was recorded in the bedroom.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Art Of Not Fitting In....

But I dress like a champ...
Posted by Earl Bust on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

Vulture Head: A review of Bishop's penis.

So, I went to a show the other night and saw this half pickled Jewish dude standing in the back of the State Theatre in Saint Petersburg Florida. A rather loud mouth he was, but I don't blame that on ...
Posted by Earl Bust on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Irritation, a short story about a dick...

So, my friend calls me up one night, actually he texts me telling me about a party that is going to be at his house later that week. My friend knows me pretty well and also texts me the night of the p...
Posted by Earl Bust on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

Passion's Stakes

I am the one who holds the flame...Watch me as I melt these days archaic...Call me in the burning blaze...Meet me in the only place I save, we made it...You'll know that the fire is passion...And it's...
Posted by Earl Bust on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:44:00 PST

Fiction meets Horror, Acedia

{{Memoirs of a know-it-all}}Those Eyes...(Unsure and Clumbsy)My reflection in your glass...(Pathetic and Hanging)Thank god for the distraction and the comfortable seat.My palms...(Sweaty and Thursty)T...
Posted by Earl Bust on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

Define 'Sexy' and 'Retarded'

I don't want to see that shit dawg...This image was brought to you by the Earl Bust random myspace retard generator... Don't let this happen to you. ...
Posted by Earl Bust on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:05:00 PST

That is not my style... (Random Babble?)

Lying in the sun-- Waiting for the tailorLeft here alone-- Me with pityTasting blood and sulfur-- A freshly cut lawnThe sound of breathing-- But not my own Should I taste?-- Am I that privileged?You'r...
Posted by Earl Bust on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST

She Shoots, She Scores

Silence brings the violenceAffection, thought to heal all wounds.We're all sick and twistedThe bell rings right before it's through.The last hero, his first timeDemystify the the beauty of itThere is ...
Posted by Earl Bust on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

Had a bad day?

I am tired, and I feel like an alien. On top of this I think that I have sleep apnea, and the sleep clinic wants to charge me too much money to find out. Fuck them and fuck you. "Did she call my name?...
Posted by Earl Bust on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST

Check out a new video, for an older song...

This guy (Joe/Aggressive Multimedia) is awesome for doing a video for Lo...Lo (Gomorrah)Aggressive MultimediaAggressive Multimedia ...
Posted by Earl Bust on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST