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Whoreese

In regards to Sarah Palin's world travel: "And who listed a refueling stop in Ireland as a fourth co

About Me

I like oxygen, water, and bean pitas.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Bounty Hunting, skinning kittens, Hillary Duff, painting and worshipping giant yams, writing, going to shows, Nun porn, beating up boy scouts and stealing their cookies, realizing that boy scouts don’t sell cookies, beating up girl scouts, Sixteenth Century French art, Indian food, feminist theory, the NRA, and hyenas

I'd like to meet:

Zombies. Lots and lots of zombies.

Music:

is for sinners

Movies:

Toss up between Crossroads and Citizen Kane

Television:

is awesome

Books:

You mean those bounded pages with weird symbols printed all over them? Who needs that antiquated crap when I’ve got my MTV.

Heroes:

People who feed penguins joints

My Blog

Pix of my boobs

Actually they're Christina Ricci's boobs.....new posts up @ Markie Posts: Markie Posts Also, you can leave comments now. Just make sure you click the right option before posting....
Posted by Whoreese on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Stereogun Reports: Jared Leto hates blogs

But I know you love them! My blogs have moved from here to here: Markie Posts Read them, because no one else is, and that's exclusive!...
Posted by Whoreese on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

Civil and Mutant Rights Parallel

My first thought after watching X-Men 3 was how Magneto's tactics for mutant rights were similar to Malcolm X's whereas Chatles Xavier was like Martin Luther King. Both have the same objective, yet on...
Posted by Whoreese on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

Oy vey

Last night I was flipping through the channels and landed upon a claymation representation of B. Arthur using a viberator...the buzzing sound lasted through out the credits. Ive never felt so uncomfor...
Posted by Whoreese on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:03:00 PST

Only in my house....

...I open up the cabinet to innocently grab a plate and instead I'm rudely greeted with a heaping pile of raw ground beef, thanks mom......
Posted by Whoreese on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST

UK Pix that NEED explanation

Juan's NEW love, a "doughnut" he spotted in Portobello Market. Best beer, drank (and cherished) in Scotland-has an awesome creamy foam! Where Harry Potter was written Juan being a Japanese ...
Posted by Whoreese on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST

More Shamless Self-Promotion

Cut'n'pasted version of my Arsonist article, also available in its much spiffier looking and official format @ Miami ARTZine.com Color Them Plaid Arsonist is the Little Band that Can By Elyse ...
Posted by Whoreese on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST

Materialistic Consolations

I was rejected by some schools last weekend, and when I tearfully called my boyfriend (who was in Baltimore for the weekend) to tell him the bad news, he suggested that if I bought myself a new pair o...
Posted by Whoreese on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:00:00 PST

ACK!

Juan thinks I look hot in this neo-80's-Scottish-prom-dress.............................I just don't know. ...
Posted by Whoreese on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:59:00 PST

I QUIT!!!!!!

I quit. That's it. I'm done. For the few that work with me and are actually reading this, this is what happened, regardless of what rumors (if there's even any) may develop. I've been thinking abo...
Posted by Whoreese on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:33:00 PST