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About Me

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Name: two sheds
Birthdate: 07/29/1979
Birthplace: clarksburg wv
Current Location: miami fl
Eye Color: hazelish
Hair Color: reddish brown
Height: 220 lbs of pure zombie ass kicking fury
Weight: i tower in at 5 foot 10
Piercings: my ears,but they have since sealed up
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: given the choice, ill take the girlfriend.
Overused Phraze: fuckin hell
FAVORITES
Food: curry chicken
Candy: pop rocks
Number: none,i hate numbers.they make me angry
Color: green
Animal: monkey
Drink: dr pepper
Alcohol Drink: absinthe ns 70%
Bagel: none,i wave my genitals in their general direction
Letter: p.because it sounds like pee
Body Part on Opposite sex: id rather have the whole thing,and not just a body part
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: checkers
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberries is krieg
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla.with strawberry topping
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: tea
Kiss or Hug: depends on who is the person
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: well,ive had love.im about ready for some money
YOUR...
Bedtime: midnite
Most Missed Memory: buschman.it was one of those times you had to be there.
Best phyiscal feature: my thumbs.i have sexy thumbs,im looking into a thumb model contract
First Thought Waking Up: why,oh why wasnt i born a kennedy?
Goal for this year: buy a bug
Best Friends: they know who they are
Weakness: none.im invincible!
Fears: that one day ashlee simpson will be taken seriously as a musican
Heritage: german.i come from a long line of lederhosen clad loonies
Longest relationship: the one ive been in since 98 or so
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: yup
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been beaten up: once or twice,but my win/loss record is still heavily in my favor
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: id hope so.ive been married for 6 years.
Been Dumped Lately: not that i know of.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long: dont care
Height: not absurdly tall where she would have to wear a light on her head to warn approaching planes.
Style: op ivy shirt would be a plus.
Looks or Personality: id rather have someone i could talk to rather than just look at.
Hot or Cute cute.
Drugs and Alcohol: id like to have someone to share my absinthe spoons with.
Muscular or Really Skinny: is there a third option?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none.regrets are lame.unless they involve vengence.
What country do you want to Visit: engerland
How do you want to Die: in a taxi driver-esque shoot out.
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Get along with your Parents: considering i live on the opposite end of the state,yeah,i get along great with them
Health Freak: nope,just an ordinairy freak
Do you think your Attractive: hell yea,i cant keep my hands off myself.
Believe in Yourself: like i believe in bob ross being the messiah.and if you know me,you know how i feel about bob ross
Want to go to College: nah,there seems to be no degree in being a lazy sod.
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: no,i prefer baths.baths where i can bathe in near roman decadence.
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yes,like wesley willis
Want to get Married: already am.
Do you want Children: already do.
Have your future kids names planned out: if all goes well there wont be anymore.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i sold mine on ebay.
Hate anyone: of course,they know who they are *shakes fist*
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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My Interests

art,music,and cars.the rest is just filler.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who made the long john silver's recipe.long john silvers rocks

Music:

op ivy, the clash, the damned, dead kennedys, major accident, the business, current 93, the templars, johnny cash, social d. the rezillos, the adicts, the meteors, the reptoids, not sensibles, the toy dolls,

Movies:

clockwork orange,rocky horror,delicatessen,taxi driver,snatch,resivoir dogs,motel hell,die die my darling,texas chainsaw massacre 1 and 2,any mst3k films.

Television:

monty python,benny hill,grim adventures of billy and mandy,the simpsons,family guy .anything with william shatner is awsome too

Books:

ghost world,like a velvet glove cast in iron,maribu stork nightmares,.....

Heroes:

alfred jarry , ..