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Name: two sheds
Birthdate: 07/29/1979
Birthplace: clarksburg wv
Current Location: miami fl
Eye Color: hazelish
Hair Color: reddish brown
Height: 220 lbs of pure zombie ass kicking fury
Weight: i tower in at 5 foot 10
Piercings: my ears,but they have since sealed up
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: given the choice, ill take the girlfriend.
Overused Phraze: fuckin hell
FAVORITES
Food: curry chicken
Candy: pop rocks
Number: none,i hate numbers.they make me angry
Color: green
Animal: monkey
Drink: dr pepper
Alcohol Drink: absinthe ns 70%
Bagel: none,i wave my genitals in their general direction
Letter: p.because it sounds like pee
Body Part on Opposite sex: id rather have the whole thing,and not just a body part
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: checkers
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberries is krieg
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla.with strawberry topping
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: tea
Kiss or Hug: depends on who is the person
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: well,ive had love.im about ready for some money
YOUR...
Bedtime: midnite
Most Missed Memory: buschman.it was one of those times you had to be there.
Best phyiscal feature: my thumbs.i have sexy thumbs,im looking into a thumb model contract
First Thought Waking Up: why,oh why wasnt i born a kennedy?
Goal for this year: buy a bug
Best Friends: they know who they are
Weakness: none.im invincible!
Fears: that one day ashlee simpson will be taken seriously as a musican
Heritage: german.i come from a long line of lederhosen clad loonies
Longest relationship: the one ive been in since 98 or so
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: yup
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been beaten up: once or twice,but my win/loss record is still heavily in my favor
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: id hope so.ive been married for 6 years.
Been Dumped Lately: not that i know of.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long: dont care
Height: not absurdly tall where she would have to wear a light on her head to warn approaching planes.
Style: op ivy shirt would be a plus.
Looks or Personality: id rather have someone i could talk to rather than just look at.
Hot or Cute cute.
Drugs and Alcohol: id like to have someone to share my absinthe spoons with.
Muscular or Really Skinny: is there a third option?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none.regrets are lame.unless they involve vengence.
What country do you want to Visit: engerland
How do you want to Die: in a taxi driver-esque shoot out.
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Get along with your Parents: considering i live on the opposite end of the state,yeah,i get along great with them
Health Freak: nope,just an ordinairy freak
Do you think your Attractive: hell yea,i cant keep my hands off myself.
Believe in Yourself: like i believe in bob ross being the messiah.and if you know me,you know how i feel about bob ross
Want to go to College: nah,there seems to be no degree in being a lazy sod.
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: no,i prefer baths.baths where i can bathe in near roman decadence.
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yes,like wesley willis
Want to get Married: already am.
Do you want Children: already do.
Have your future kids names planned out: if all goes well there wont be anymore.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i sold mine on ebay.
Hate anyone: of course,they know who they are *shakes fist*
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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