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Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra

Icke bin een fackin Berliner

About Me

Will's Fruityloops Orchestra is a one man, one computer and one teddy bear collective.
BREAKING NEWS
Not much going on these days - I'm busy with uni work so I can't really do much in the way of recording. I tried sampling some guitaring with my 'new' computer but it was a nightmare and I think I may have buggered the line-in socket, so that's put paid to any chance I might have had of getting a lucrative record deal...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/21/2005
Band Website: wills-fo.dmusic.com
Band Members: Will - random passerby
HAL (real name Dave) the computer - the real brains behind the operation
Charlie the omniscient teddy bear - in the band because he's too cool for trousers and underwear
Influences: That liquid that Thames Water calls "drinking water", the town of High Wycombe, the hamlet of Castlefield, Mogwai, Irene my erstwhile piano teacher, the huge "SUPERGAYS" mural visible from the train line near Friedrichstraße in Berlin, The Smiths, my first swig of vodka, getting an aversion to vodka soon afterwards, Jeniferever, Wycombe Wanderers winning the 1993 GM Vauxhall Conference championship by a country mile, Explosions in the sky, Steve Brown's 35 yard screamer against Col U at Adams Park in 2000, my first pint of ale, Propagandhi, Edith Piaf, the hilarious Oasis vs Blur battle of the bands, a good ol' fashioned Berlin Currywurst, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, my inability to play guitar or piano, Belle and Sebastian, Sigur Ros, moving to Swaythling, Godspeed you black emperor and all sorts of random bands from years gone by.
Sounds Like: TESTEMONIES FROM SATISFIED WFO CUSTOMERS
Ovenfresh -
user of DMusic
"if i was being tortured to death by naked mongolians with hammers for arms, i would want this [band] to be the last thing that i hear."
Chino of Ichinen
"Wow, sadism pushed to its extreme with a mind bending change of pace at its climax Will's Fruityloops Orchestra is set to be the most promising act of black/indo-eskimo origin this century! Someone once told me I smell like rubber."
The charming man known only as Dim Tingle
"Absolute fucking shit. Your degenerate communist tendencies shine through in your pissy inferior proleterian uncultured shitness.
Bleak Ronnie of Bleak Ronnie fame
Your latest track made me laugh and cry. I felt my aveoli shiver in approving disgust as i breathed in the symbiotic amalgam of melodic tasties.
Record Label: are you taking the piss?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New song "Tonight, Dont Forget to Chunder". And Im back home from Berlin

Yeh, I neglected this music making thing in Berlin, though I found some unfinished bits and pieces that I managed to finish off and thought I'd put some of it up to keep things from going totally stal...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:43:00 PST

Operation Musky Hamster complete - WFO goes pop

After months of inactivity, WFO has shown that living in Berlin for too long means that you cannot escape making cheesy techno hybrids with whatever you churned out beforehand with terrible "old skool...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Das Leben in Berlin

Guten Abend WFO FansLeider nach 10 Wochen in Deutschland kann ich mich leider nicht mehr auf Englisch äußern. Ich bin endlich in einer WG voll mit niedlichen irren drogensuchtigen Kerlen eingezogen un...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

New Song - 8-Bar Muse - and I'm buggering off to Germany for ages

The Fruityloops Orchestra goes blues and 8-bit drum machine crazy this week with 8-Bar Muse. And early on Wednesday morning I'm going off to Germany for a year. First stop is Potsdam for a german la...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

New song - Zizou est Foutu

The world cup is over for another year, and there’s been the most inglorious exit for the star of the losing team since 1994 when Roberto Baggio dragged his ponytail of shame out of some faceles...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:30:00 PST

Pride not Profit - Europride, London, July 1st

One of the great myths that in part causes the multiheaded beast of prejudice that is homophobia is the one that claims that gay men earn loads more than straight men. Anyone with half a foot in the r...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

Newish song - Demon of the Fall cover rejigged - and best abuse competition

Yeh, I should have realised that the end bit of my attempt of doing a cover of Demon of the Fall was, quite frankly, a load of steaming shit. So I've sorted out a new version that doesn't try hard to ...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:01:00 PST

New Song - Demon of the Fall (Opeth cover)

Yeh, yeh, yeh. I know what you're thinking. WFO can't be arsed to write any second-rate songs of their own. And you're right. You need musical talent for this song writing business, so we've gone and ...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST

SALSA and SUSU are full of SHIT - Support our lecturers, don't demonise them - www.s4lsa.tk

Southampton University Students Union (SUSU) and its bureaucratic elite stoop to new and sickening lows by the minute it seems, but the past week really takes the piss. The Fruityloops Orchestra suppo...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:59:00 PST

Im August zieht das Orchester nach Berlin um

That's right, The Orchestra are upping sticks to Berlin in August as Will is meant to be getting a part-time job as a teacher of the English language (nope, you did hear right there). At least a few k...
Posted by Will’s Fruityloops Orchestra on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:39:00 PST