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J'adore.

I am here for Friends

About Me


Whistle whistle, blow blow,
Here we, here we go go.
I am a Snake, just like Audrey Hepburn.
Now she was starting to see
That she did not want to be
Something that she couldnt be
Just the same as all of the cool kids.
She did not want to live
The way that they did
Really she just wanted to be herself.
It's the small things that make you who you are.
In other words,
GET SOME FUCKING ORIGINALITY!!
I'm never going to be able to portray myself correctly over this website.
It seems silly to imagine this possible.
Here's all i can give you.
I'm lazy, indecisive, late for everything, and obsessed with my weight yet never stop eating junk food.
There. Bad things out of the way first.
Still want to know me?
:)
I have strong opinions on a number of issues.
Things which really provoke me include: abortion rights, animal cruelty, homophobia and religion.
I miss certain aspects from the past.
I'm way too sentimental for my own good.
I keep everything.
Vintage is the way forward.
I wish chivalry wasn't about to drop dead.
My idea of fun is probably different from yours.
I don't give a shit to be honest.
I'm sick of clones.
And just because i decided it's random facts time:
I constantly have nightmares about escalators, elevators & planes; I have Emetophobia (fear of vomiting); and slight OCD.
I wish I was a movie character.

My Interests

jordan.
he has turned me into a criminal.
silly chicken.

"fuck it, so you're a rocket scientist."

i love you.

together, we discovered our baby.
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tea, romance, dita von teese, books, leopard print, psychology, skinny waists, bows, stand-up comedy, cats, lingerie, tickles, nintendo 64, sleep, burlesque, good manners, vintage, love, cartoons, yoga, glamour, spring, kisses, satin, makeup, laughs, teddy bears, glitter, cameras, tights, cosy hugs, soulmates.

xo.

My Deviant Art.

I'd like to meet:

I wish i'd been alive when the beatles were in their prime.
I would've fancied the hell out of paul mccartney.

Music:

i love it when you feel like getting nasty.

Au Revoir Simone.
The Beatles.
Buddy Holly.
Camera Obscura.
Cat Power.
Hilary Duff.
Nine Inch Nails.
Something Corporate.
Sufjan Stevens.
Tegan & Sara.
Timbaland.
Yann Tiersen.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

I enjoy French music ever so much.

If you're really nosy..
everything I listen to.

Movies:

Alfie.
Amelie.
Breakfast At Tiffany's.
The Breakfast Club.
Closer.
Clueless.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Drive Me Crazy.
Factory Girl.
Girl, Interrupted.
The Land Before Time.
Love And Sex.
One Fine Day.
The Science Of Sleep.
Scream 1, 2 & 3.
Thirteen.
10 Things I Hate About You.

I love movies because they are always there for me.

l'amour comme ceci doit exister.

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond.
Family Guy.
Friends.
Hollyoaks.
Neighbours.
Peep Show.
Sex and the City.
Shipwrecked.

And I'm a sucker for wildlife/nature programmes.
Ha.

a friendship like theirs isn't something which comes around very often.

Books:

"Nothing that extraordinary, but when you're four years old, it's cats and dogs that make life worth living. And I kind of think it's maybe not so different now."

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American Psycho: by Bret Easton Ellis.

The Bell Jar: by Sylvia Plath.

Hey Nostradamus!: by Douglas Coupland.

Sharking: by Sophie Stewart.

I love books because they are always there for me.

Last read: Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel.

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Currently reading: Revision :/


Heroes:

My Gran [RIP].
such a beautiful woman in every way possible.
i will never forget you.
i love you forever and a day.

My Blog

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