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Bear

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. -Anne Coulte

About Me


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I am in the U.S. Army. I drive Tanks...you know the things that destroy stuff and kill people. It's fun. I've had cancer. Beat it's ass, and am now ready for the next challenge in life...I'm a little bit redneck, and a little bit big city. I don't like whiners, and I can't stand people who hate the U.S.A. Insurgents, terrorists, and democrats piss me off! Some of my BEST FRIENDS are wounded soldiers from this most recent conflict, and they are the backbone of this great nation. Call them Baby killers I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nathan
Birthday: 7/11/78
Birthplace: Mayfield Heights, OH
Current Location: Roanoke, VA via Friedberg, GE
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German and Scots-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Air Running shoes
Your Weakness: German Beer
Your Fears: I fear not being able to take care of those I love
Your Perfect Pizza: Sicilian Special from New Yor Pizza in Vinton
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my weight down to245 lbs. and bench press 250lbs.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: N/A
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit am I late?!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have really great legs!
Your Bedtime: When the Army tells me to
Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing my parents' proud faces after graduating Basic Training
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...it goes straight to my hips
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: My mother's mint tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is coffee
Do you Smoke: used to...not now after Cancer
Do you Swear: like a freakin sailor..but only around close friends...not in mixed company
Do you Sing: Like a large, large, large prehistoric bird
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: painfully yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that got nothing but the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when my plane is crashing
Do you think you are Attractive: in my own little way, yes
Are you a Health Freak: not entirely, but more than I used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: they are the reason I have had success...I love them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: French Horn, Trumpet, Electric Bass(very little...does punk music count?)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: there are no "malls" in Germany...not where I am anyway
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I miss Sushi..DC has a great little place...oh the memories
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: there should be a law... you know?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: YES!
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: once, but that girl was huge!!!
Ever Shoplifted: when I was 5...pack of bubbalicious..got it good for that!
How do you want to Die: in my bed as an old man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fire truck
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: anything as long as it doesn't make her look like Sinead O'Conner
Height: gotta be shorter than me or eye level
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: as long as they're not naked in public...
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: over 300
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
"Taking the French to war is like taking an accordian hunting."- Schwartskopf
"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me."- Patton
"Wars are not won by dying for your country. They are won by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for HIS country."- Patton

My Interests

War, Law Enforcement, Guns, Music(writing it,playing it and listening to it), Ladies, BEER, BEER, BEER, and more BEER...German Beer that is.

I'd like to meet:

Osama...you know why... Saddam..I'm gonna kick you in the nuts! and Teddy Kennedy...to tell him face to face he's a fucking idiot!!!

Music:

Van Halen, Metallica, Beastie Boys, The Who, Billy Joel, Fall-out Boy, just to name a few contemporaries...Beethoven, Mozart, Shostakovich, Mahler, Strauss, Wagner, and Liszt to name a few of my favorite dead white men.

Movies:

Air Force One, As Good As It Gets, Harold and Kumar, Anything by Mel Brooks, Anything by Mel Gibson...to include Passion of the Christ, and just about every comedy, western , and Clint Eastwood movie ever made.

Television:

Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Mash, Night Court, Mad About You, and Just Shoot Me.

Books:

Anything by Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, John Adams, and Shakespeare's entire catalogue

Heroes:

My Dad and Mom, Terry Michael Lisk, SGT Vecc, Steven Allen, Greg Fernandez, Jarob Walsh, and all my friends at WRAMC, my platoon from Axe Company 1-37 Armor BN, and the man, the myth, the legend...

My Blog

Bandits Suck ASS!!!!

This battalion blows goat nuts with HIV!!! That's all just that the Bandits Suck ASS!!!!!  
Posted by Bear on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Politics is Crap...And the Bear Terrorism Protection Plan

I must say that the American form of Government had the potential to be the greatest governing system in history...but man did we fuck it up! We, after 230-some years, now have a congress with a "land...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

Idiot Celebs

The likes of Hollywood has become less than intelligent about whom they insult these days. Take Johnny Depp, who lives in France, because he doesn't like the US...fine he's allowed to disagree with th...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

The Flu shot...

Well the Army has struck gold again! I just received my yearly Influenza "vaccine" from the illustrious medical staff here in Shangrilah. I am certain that I won't get the Flu...mainly because no...
Posted by Bear on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Overdue tongue lashing!!!

Well, it's been a while but a new email I received from an old friend has made me irate about a few things. First let's name the subjects...or more to the point...attributes or attitudes...of American...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

Nihilism and Darwinism...My two favorite isms!

I am a fan of Darwinism, and am becoming a fan of Nihilism. Though I believe in Creation vs. Evolution, Darwin had a great point to make with the survival of the fittest idea. Stupidity, today, should...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

Venting some much supressed, deep seeded FUCKING ANGER!!!!

AAFES or as I like to call it "RAPIES" is a exactly that! The Army Air Force Exchange Service is the biggest pile of steamy shit ever to be conceived in order to rape and pillage the service members w...
Posted by Bear on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

Let Loose the Dogs of War!

Israel and Lebanon, Israel and Palestine, Israel and Syria, Israel and Iran oh it's on like Donkey Kong. I say let Israel off the leash and we'll see who comes out on top...I'll take Israel for 1000 A...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:10:00 PST

Hungover on Duty

Here I sit on duty...hungover and aching for the civilian luxury of "calling in sick." That's one thing I miss wholeheartedly. Your head is pounding like a bass drum from the last night's drink-fest a...
Posted by Bear on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST