Born in a small village 50kms from one of the poorest cities in South America, Terence’s uprising from a poor child of onion farmer parents to one of the Australia’s most powerful men is certainly an amazing story.
His first chance to shine came during the early years of high school, which in this part of the country, it was usually the wealthy families that could only afford the luxuries of education. Fortunately for him, an uncanny resemblance to a newly deceased student, coincidentally with the exact same name, meant that he was soon to be part of the 4% of the country’s educated people. Excelling in foosball, Terence won an exclusive all-costs-paid scholarship to the prestigious Harvard University, his skills in the game so mindblowing that the college broke their long standing tradition of not offering athletic scholarships. Fame soon came when he won a Nobel Prize in medicine for effectively curing Juggler's Despair.
It was not until his entry in the World DJ Championships where he beat three-time reigning champion DJ Qbert that he became famous in mainstream media, and thus attracting the eye of FHM Magazine’s number one ranked most sexiest woman, Jessica Alba. Alba made it her mission to win over Terence and eventually after much chasing, finally wed the man she had longed for.
Presently, Terence, his wife, and his 10 children live in sunny Adelaide where he mostly fills time by writing cartoon theme songs and collecting lanyards. He is also rumoured to be starring the lead in the next three James Bond films.
Currently available for club DJ bookings, glamour photography/life modelling, and writing humorous biographies in the third person.
