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Posted by Catherine on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:39:00 PST |
ethic of reciprocity |
Something has been troubling me lately. It's been troubling a lot of my girl friends too. What happened to the nice people out there that don't wanna pour battery acid toxic shit into your life? Did t...
Posted by Catherine on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:25:00 PST |
Penis Swab: The Poem |
So, I'm not the original writer of this poem, but it was too hilarious to let it pass by and go unrecognized.
This poem is dedicated to my dear friend, Mike. You know who you are! ;)
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Posted by Catherine on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST |
Since Money Does Buy Power& |
So she spent three days in jail? Wow, I guess that does sound like torture. Oh no wait, that's what everyone in the media is calling it. She can't set the thermostat, she doesn't hav...
Posted by Catherine on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST |
Becoming Brunette: Does it make me the next Hollywood VIP? |
It seems that's how I roll these days. I got to LA a few days ago, and I hit the ground running. This is really the city that never sleeps. New York doesn't have anything compared t...
Posted by Catherine on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST |
The Answer Is "The One" |
To put it bluntly, Ford did it. And it's about time!
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There is only one car that can reach 140 mph w...
Posted by Catherine on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST |
Incredible |
I love my friends so much. I wish I was there for this particular friend of mine right now because she just microwaved a frozen vodka tonic from October that she had saved in a water bottle in h...
Posted by Catherine on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Down With Homework |
Who else hates homework?
I do. I definitely do. I wish I had Bart Simpson's shirt from MAD magazne right now that proposed "Down With Homework". He's my current idol.
I...
Posted by Catherine on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST |
I must say...WELCOME FED-EX! |
"From K-Fed to Fed-Ex: gleeful US media welcome Britney's divorce"
The collapse of Britney Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline was pored over by US media Wednesday, with pundits and fans of the ...
Posted by Catherine on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Do You Want Your Testicles Removed Via Butter Knife or Spork? |
I'll give you guys a choice. The next time that you decide to dick over one of my very best friends and choose to cheat on her, leave her, and then not return any of her phone calls, then I'll g...
Posted by Catherine on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST |
