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About Me

I'm that rare individual that thinks the Beatles are much better since Henry Rollins and Wes Borland joined the group. I know this is especially ironic because Starr and McCartney selected them from the hit UPN reality show "America's Next Two Beatles!" I hate reality shows for the most part, and the irony that they're a British band is not lost on me. But really, I have no problem with some pop band from another country finding new band members on TV. But seeing legendary acts such as INXS, TLC and PCD (you know, the Pussycat Dolls) succumb to the same pressure justs makes me sad. But seriously, you listen to "I'm Still a Liar," "More Nookie" and "TV Party Again!" from last years "Sgt. Peppers Online Dating Website" and tell me I'm wrong. I'm also the hip, metrosexual buddha if ever there was one. Why, just the other day, I was driving back from the Inland Empire (I swear, I didn't buy or make any Meth, honest!) and I was thinking to myself as I cruised down the 10 "I really like this outfit I'm wearing. Damn, I look GOOD. (Oh, I'm really modest by the way) Now what accessory would look really good with this? How about a gun?" I then thought it was very interesting that I would think of a gun more as a fashion accessory than a weapon. Although I'm sure that gun would come in handy if I went back into investment banking and had to save another kidnapped child from Columbia AND try and get the ransom money back. Yeah, the High Fashion Assassin strikes again!

My Interests

Mischeif. Mayhem. Soap.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else who, when putting their groceries away after getting back from the supermarket says to themselves "I wonder if I should save two weeks and just throw this out now."

Music:

Movies:

Books:

The Books I've been reading recently are more tawdry than the best selling romance novel... and the worst part is, they are all scientific texts. They include Sperm Wars, The Red Queen, The Art of Seduction, The Selfish Gene, and The Way of the Superior Man. And then there are those in the "Sexual Self Improvement" Category- The Multi-Orgasmic Man, The Enlightened Sex Manual, and The Low Down on Going Down. Who the hell knew learning could be fun?

Heroes:

My Blog

Want a blog?

Yeah, I'm not much of a myspacer these days. If you like my random thoughts and humor, or whatever, check out FreddyTinkleman.com. Do it now....
Posted by John on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:24:00 PST

LA's Fake "Worst Gangs"

So recently, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and the LAPD named the Top 11 worst gangs in Los Angeles. And they are-1. Canoga Park Alabama2. Avenues3. Mara Salvatrucha4. La Mirada Locos5. 18th Street...
Posted by John on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

Redline: The Most Dangerous Energy Drink on the Planet!

So I was hanging out with Russ tonight at the 101 coffee shop. As we were leaving, I noticed the liquor store by his house that he had been raving about for about a week now. So I suggeste...
Posted by John on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

A Media Arts Nerd Review of The Hitcher

Consider the following my thesis for a doctorate in Media Arts. Yeah, I'm talking to you, University of Arizona. So I watched the original Hitcher with C Thomas Howell (who happens to be a co-wo...
Posted by John on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

My Non-Alcoholic Beer Review...

Man, times have really changed. It was only ten short years ago or so that Josh posted his 40 review to the bush ranking St. Ides, Mickeys, Old English, and King Cobra. I believe Swosh eve...
Posted by John on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

Why is it that only Serial Killers can find true love?

Okay, I'll admit it up front. This is a blog about that show Dexter. Which is currently the best show on television. And yes, I am writing this in part to see if I will get linked up...
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

What is Love?

Yeah, I've been thinking about this one a lot lately. Here is the answer that I've found that makes the most sense-Love is a word that, once spoken to a woman, cannot be retracted. Because...
Posted by John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

Full Metal Jacket- Best Dance Movie Ever?

Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but I can't think of a movie that has inspired more music that loosely fits into the "dance" category than this one. We all know that depraved, sick genius Luther C...
Posted by John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

The Beatlejuice Song

Beatle is as bad as can and he know's he's the best. Beatle is as bad as can and he know's he's the best. He's big, and he's he's strong He know's he's badder and he knows what he gets and he knows w...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poems about intentional walks

So I read an article on Yahoo Sports the other day about the classic poem, Casey at the Bat by Ernest Lawrence Thayer. In it, a reader had written in and suggested that the fictional manager of ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST