i make music. i'm in a few bands, two of which are solo projects, all three of which are my top 3 friends.speaking of friends, yes i actually know just about all of my friends personally, apart from the bands. but most of them i know personally anyway. so if i add you, i probably know you already or hope to get to know you. so i'm not just adding people.i just read through this, and now i'm adding more to the top, so when you read it, it won't make as much sense to you as it did to me when i started. right.
this about me section, i just realized, doesn't even begin to scratch the the surface of the essence of johnny. maybe if you look through pictures, you might get somewhat of an idea. but then again, maybe not really. it's one of those things that you'd just have to find out for yourself. so find out.
sometimes i decide to put my random thoughts on here. and then by the time i get to the edit window i don't care anymore. i also decided that if i did that, it would take up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fucking room. so like i said, find out.
two of the most satisfying things in life (at least for me) are: recording a sweet riff (either one that i wrote or one that someone else did) and playing awesome harmonies along with it, and backing yourself up vocally. that one also applies to the harmony one, but playing it as opposed to listening to it gives me great fucking satisfaction.
another one i just thought of is the sound of breaking glass, when you're the one that made it happen. there's almost nothing that can top that.
i just took a sexual nickname quiz, and i'm the purple-helmeted warrior of love.
that's about right. rock!
i also just did a slogan thing, and my slogan was "better living through johnny" and i totally agree with that. and so should you.
i've also decided that i'm going to go on an anti-thumb crusade. if you're gonna throw the horns up for whatever reason, THERE'S NO THUMB!! seriously, where did this come from? it really boggles my mind, especially when i see dudes from bigger metal bands rocking the thumb. the thumb has no place in metal. so don't fuckin use it. if you're rocking thumbs up or hang 10, then yeah fuckin rock that thumb until it falls off. but if you're gonna throw up the horns, keep that shit tucked neatly away where it god damn belongs. you know how that shit means i love you in sign language right? you don't love me, you love metal. and it's NOT an animate object that you can show your affection to. plus you look like a dumbass.
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
3. You can unplug a guitar.
4. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
5. Other people can play your guitar without it/you getting upset.
6. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
7. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care.
8. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
9.You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
10. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
11. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
12. You can buy a used guitar without worrying about who had it before you, because if it's damaged you can always fix it.
13. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
14. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
15. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
16. If it pisses you off, you can just ignore it as long as you want to until you want to rock it again and it won't get pissy.
17. You can break it without worrying about getting arrested.
18. You don't have to buy it nice things and show it a good time in order to play with it.
19. It's always in the mood, wherever, whenever.
20. You never have to worry about it leaving you.
i added a couple and fixed a couple on that one. not that i'm pissed off at women, i just agree with those statements.
