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How to win a fist fight.

1. Shut the fuck up. People who talk a lot before they fight probablysense theyre going to lose, or dont actually think fists will fly.Why not surprise them? Plus not talking might give you a more m...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT

How to be a man.

What are my qualifications, you ask? Well, I have a cock, and just asimportant, I have balls (corporeally and sometimes even metaphoricallyspeaking). I have been in multiple fistfights, both drawing a...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:26:00 GMT

On Atheism (repsoted from Blodspot 2-11-09)

Ive actually wanted to write about this for some time, but afterwriting a few paragraphs abandoned the post altogether because Ithought I was too close to the subject, too passionate to writeanything...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:56:00 GMT

Why I love Science (reposted from Blogspot)

One of the great shames of modern society is that we reward all of our technological advances with stark ignorance.That's meant to be a sweeping statement.Thefact is science needs a PR division. It sh...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:54:00 GMT

2 Years in Japan [explicit version] (reposted from blogspot 3-31-09)

So, Ive been in Japan for 2 years as of March 28th. Two years is adecent chunk of time. Not enough to have learned to speak Japaneseanything like fluently, in fact, Ive learned just enough Japanese ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:52:00 GMT

Houseboyfriend

First I would like to make a point. It is actually a preface made necessary by the fact that I am a male, and I would enjoy preserving what masculinity I can still rightfully lay claim to. The point i...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:43:00 GMT

Your next President?

They always talk about how the V.P. is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office. Well, how many heartbeats has John McCain got left in him, and do we really need our country, at this time in history, t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:41:00 GMT

Who the f*** would wanna be president anyway?

Seriously, I'd like to begin this pointless exercise with a big round of applause for George W. Bush. Why you ask? Because he has pointed out something rather astounding to me, which is how deep my na...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:11:00 GMT

Self induced intervention, brought to you by Single Malt Scotch Whisky

I spend too much time on my laptop these days. Whether from cruising for shit to D/L, processing photos, watching movies or tv through an external monitor, researching places to go to/camp at, looking...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:10:00 GMT

Whats wrong with this picture?

Seriously. Japan is a strange country where such things are not uncommon, yet invariably illicit wonder and disgust in unequal measure.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:10:00 GMT