My interest is to entertain and provoke. Well, mostly provoke. That entertains and interests me. I'm a listener so chat away. Oh did I mention, I like monkeys? Well, I do.
I have plenty of friends, but if you feel that you have something noteworthy to bring to the potluck of my life.....All I have to say is that the soda goes in the little cooler and the alcohol goes in the big cooler. Oh and the house party rule is always the same.
"The first one to pass out is the pony. Don't be the pony!"
Take this LAME dragon quiz:
Had they existed...What dragon species would you be?
Psi Dragon
You knew you'd get this result didnt you? the psi dragopn is more like a spiritual or host of dragon. You have the sixth sense of premonition and knows things before they happen, hence giving you an advantage over most of your adversaries. You feel you are smart and significantly better then all others.
Mostly electronica and metal. Me likey the German Industrial scene. Their funny words sound angry and make me smile. NO MEXICAN OOMPAH-OOMPAH or COUNTRY MUSIC. It makes my ears bleed a little and gives me nightmares about kittens with spikes and bleeding candy bars...................I miss eating candy bars. Stupid diabetes. I hate blood diseases!!!!!
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If a movie has either one or a combination of: monkeys, ninjas, samurais, guns, zombies, amputees, freaks, girls with lusty eyes, IMMENSE beatdowns or ghosts. Chances are I might like it. I really dig import movies HONG KONG CINEMA KICKS MUCHO BUTTO!!!!!!
HMMMMMMMMMMM.... television......No Sir. I don't like it. Well, maybe the Food Network....Rachel Ray....what I would do to you in 30 minutes........ROWR! Ooh, I like G4. Sean Baby is the shiz-nit and stuff! Ohhhhhh......I do like me some Heroes! Yes, I do and in august when the DVDs come out....I WILL HAVE THEM!!!
My newest book was a birthday gift. It was written just for me.How to Be A Villain. Abandoned churches.........ha, I use the ones frequented by carnies. Carnies....small hands and the smell of cabbage. No one ever suspects the populated churches......them and their singing and praising and "I'm not worthy". I'll give them something they're worthy of!!!! I also love the delicate writings of Chuck Palahniuk and Poppy Z. Brite. I prefer anthologies over all.
My hero is dead. She died of cancer January 7th 1994. I miss you, Mom.