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Jarvmasterc

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About Me

An electro-filth-rock and roll-techno-death country-Zx spectrum powered-noise machine without a warranty.Think Johnny Cash does glitchy Techno-rock, while pissing on your grans BBQ, breaking her furniture and setting her on fire. I like to make music/filth with my band Kobai or on my own in my potting shed/illegal backstreet abortion clinic.Would Like to meet anyone who doesn't run away screaming by default.Must be into Chimping.

My Interests

Likes: Music, Canabalism, Party, Daft Punk.Dislikes: Chumps.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to party and enjoys good music, fucked up sense of humour a bonus.

Music:

Music is everything.Super Furry Animals.Nirvana.Daft Punk.Unkle.Neil Young.QOTSA.Jeff Mills.Laurent Garnier.Miss Kittin.Interpol.Aphex Twin.KasabianJaques Lu Cont.Primal ScreamFlaming Lips.Cassius.Slam.Dizzie Rascal.At the Drive in.Black Strobe.Bob Marley.BOWIEIGGY POPSTOOGESSTROKESDFA 1979LCD SoundsystemDigitalismMSTRKRFTHouse/electro/rock/roll/funk/te chno you name it if its good i'll like it.

Television:

Come with us now on a journey through time and space to the world of the Mighty Boosh. no more no less .

Books:

Love em- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The beach, Number 9 Dream, The Wasp Factory, Slaughter House 5, Cat's Cradle, American Pycho, etc etc....

My Blog

As spoken by Charlie Chaplin

We all want to help one another; human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there's...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

Jura - A dream within a dream.

Take this kiss upon the brow!And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avowYou are not wrong, who deemThat my days have been a dream;Yet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision,...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

Paris. Daft Punk. Yes.

Not long now until Glasgow dumps half it's reprabate population on it's smelly gallic cousin Paris for 3 days of Techno, Party and general Muntering in the name of all conquring techno gods Daft ...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Walton Street Classic once again.

I would like to thank all of the beautiful people at Walton Street for another classic night of partying and love. Sorry about the mess again, Anderson's room smells like vinegar. Highlights of this w...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flat cat horn.

Yessiree folks it turns out that the resident flat cat of niddrie square, one miss ripley (picture supplied in gallery - she is the small furry one not the big stupid one) has got the horn b...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:18:00 PST

Loud Noises.

Alright first off a big thank you to Mr. Christopher Dean "Lets buy two bottles of wine and get fucked up" Anderson for keeping the party going on sunday until 8pm. My liver will never forgive you. An...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:43:00 PST

Motherfuckers gonna drop the pressure... this week.

To quote Ross "i'm fed up of all this semi-shite stuff in the charts." Having a semi is more disapointing than nothing at all. He's right, it seems like bands in the charts can't even go to the effo...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:42:00 PST

Language.

Why in German you can say "i want you next to me my love" and it sounds like "you filthy bastard , i hate you!" ,  where as in French you can say  "I would not piss on you if you were on fi...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

always with the weather

Why is talking about the weather the social lubrication required to start up a conversation or socialise with the "average" person in britain. These people are not trying enough!!!! There are far mo...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never mind the terror.... here the Flaming Lips.

The flaming lips are a beautiful band. All of their songs radiate with a warmth and joy directed towards how lucky we all are to be living the great lives we do. As much as cynicisim is fun and has i...
Posted by Jarvmasterc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST